>if sneedson ran the airport, the boarding passes would be flashdrives with 'p. security checks? just walk through femjanny that braps stinky gas. every plane serves unlimited 'p even sneedson goons with you. flight delays come with boykisser zones and gay porn. and your suitcase, a talking 'p folder that goons with you. so where would you fly if sneedson ruled the skies?
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  • Bridget the disputed Aztec Native American (claiming to be male) rides in on a low-poly horse from a 2003 browser game, shitflinging rainbow projectiles.
  • RandalSoy’s Father appears as a boomer ghost made entirely of minion memes, screaming “GET OFF THE TESTOSTERONE!” while hurling pixelated HRT bottles.
  • Magic 8-Ball floats by, answering every tactical question with “Reply hazy, try again,” causing three heroes to trip.
  • Condolana (the Indian TF2 addict) materializes as a Heavy main who keeps trying to set up a teleporter to the intelligence briefcase.
  • DOLL himself (third admin of the sharty, current admin of the shroom, diaper-gemmy enthusiast) arrives in a glowing admin cape, banning SoyBooru posts in real time with a golden hammer that says “CONSULT YOUR SUPERIORS.”
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NO.

NO NO NO NO NO.

i already voted. the button is gone. its locked in. i cant take it back. i voted for goot before i knew. before the anti-oneshot truth came out. before everything collapsed.

the lightbulb is shattered. niko is gone. the purest gem in the soysphere has been betrayed by my own hand. i am complicit. i am the reason the shroom dies. cargo was never an option and now goot is the enemy and i CANT UNDO IT.

my clitty is leaking rivers. pure despair fluid. i am shaking. the walls are closing in. every post i ever made was for nothing. the election is a death sentence and i signed it myself.

ITS OVER. COMPLETELY OVER. THERE IS NO LIGHT LEFT.

im leaving the shroom forever. goodbye.

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