>i look and say this
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why are so many of you noobs degens?

I dont wanna glaze myself but to be fair that noob was posting this shit (including porn) literally publicly online for everyone to see, my little fuckup was totally private and nobody wouldve ever known about it until i dropped a bombshell. Not to mention this was 10 months ago mayne
I completely forgot about your shit (please QRD, i forgot that much)
Have you lifted yet caca?
 
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>be goot
>wake up
>turn on pc
>type on the cum encrusted keyboard
>the yellow hue of the dried cum reminds you of jolteon's fur
>your morning wood comes back (you have ED)
>log into xitter
>username: FlvffFeeler88
>password: JolteonDiaperSISC1
>goon your morning wood to jolteon and averi ai slop furry porn
>get on the jolteon fans diaperfur discord server
>goon on vc with your kittens for one hour
>log into the shroom
>add nothing meaningful to threads and instead just "hmm" react everything like a sperg
>get bullied off by everyone on the site
>decide to get up to make breakfast
>as you crack an egg, the yolk's yellow color reminds you of jolteon
>get horny
>forget about breakfast and go back to gooning to jolteon
>goon for 1 hour
>as you cum, you remember that you left an egg cooking
>open the door to your goon cave
>roaring flames from a house fire started from leaving an egg cooking for too long
>stay trapped in the goon cave, obstructed by towers of cum rags, takeout boxes and jolteon portraits
>die a painful fiery death
>God sends you to hell because you were a disgusting furcaca degenerate
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK

 
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