DID Claus BBC SPROUT LEGS AND RUN AWAY? DISCUSS THIS.

[ASPARAGUS]

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hi guys, i was thinking and then i thought of a great discussion topic, so im sharing with you guys this idea i had and i hope i get many reppys

personally i think the bbc sprouted legs theory sounds about right considering the evidence presented with us today
1. there are photos circulating with a bbc that has legs with a strange rye bread aroma
2. germans are known to eat rye bread
3. using occam's deductive reasoning + a basic alpha numeric generate program, i was able to deduce (using my brain) that the bbc in question is infact german in origin, but whoever its owners is seems to be lost to time.

so with all this evidence ive collected, im a firm believer in the Claus's bbc sprouting legs and walking away theory
but if you have any rebuttals or any evidence to prove otherwise i would really want to hear it, or if you have information that can collaborate with this theory and end up finally proving the case if Claus's bbc ran away, then that would be great and would let me sleep a little better at night

 

[catjakker]

i just saw a bbc with legs ran past me

 

[ASPARAGUS]

i just saw a bbc with legs ran past me

incredible, were you able to get a photo or video of this bbc?

 

[catjakker]

incredible, were you able to get a photo or video of this bbc?

unfortunately my phone full screened a picture of neutral markiplier soyjak with the text saying "what if nobody believed Claus" and blew up moments after i questioned what i just saw

 

[ASPARAGUS]

unfortunately my phone full screened a picture of neutral markiplier soyjak with the text saying "what if nobody believed Claus" and blew up moments after i questioned what i just saw

so your phone pulled up a photo with a distinct subtitle before catastrophically self detonating while you were attempting to even think about the sheer absurdity of a walking Claus bbc?
incredible

 

[swaggrz]

Claus bbc was actually misplaced, it didn't grow legs and run away.

 

[ASPARAGUS]

Claus bbc was actually misplaced, it didn't grow legs and run away.

do you have any evidence to support this claim? we need to get to the bottom of this

 

[swaggrz]

do you have any evidence to support this claim? we need to get to the bottom of this

Well usually when people lose things that aren't usually easy to lose the rhetorical joke would usually be "[X] grew legs and ran away""
So with this added context we can now look at this OP statement and come to a conclusion of: Claus's BBC did not actually run away in the literal sense, it was actually metaphorical, therefore meaning that he had just misplaced it and he is having trouble looking for it.

 

[ASPARAGUS]

Well usually when people lose things that aren't usually easy to lose the rhetorical joke would usually be "[X] grew legs and ran away""
So with this added context we can now look at this OP statement and come to a conclusion of: Claus's BBC did not actually run away in the literal sense, it was actually metaphorical, therefore meaning that he had just misplaced it and he is having trouble looking for it.

where is the bbc currently?

 

[swaggrz]

where is the bbc currently?

Where are the cows who were supposed to come home?

 

[ASPARAGUS]

Where are the cows who were supposed to come home?

the bbc is among us.

 

[swaggrz]

the bbc is among us.

Problem solved, now give me a solution and a Reddit gold blud

 

[ASPARAGUS]

Problem solved, now give me a solution and a Reddit gold blud

now now we still havent located the bbc yet, nor have we gotten word from Claus if his bbc is still attached or if decided to vacate the bbc throne

 

[garry尼尔森]

I'm imagining a centaur Claus right now with his BBC having the front legs and his original legs on the back

 

[swaggrz]

now now we still havent located the bbc yet, nor have we gotten word from Claus if his bbc is still attached or if decided to vacate the bbc throne

How the fuck are we going to do that, that happened around 1945

 

[AshkeNazi]

bear in mind that the red army did not find a bbc when they entered the fuhrerbunker

 

[Doe]

Yes, because if it didn't run away and xe kept it he would've won

 

[_account]

It sensed that Claus was losing the war so it detached itself to look for a sreal womanger host.

 

[AshkeNazi]

It sensed that Claus was losing the war so it detached itself to look for a sreal womanger host.

it ended up selecting your momma