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RandalSoy was banned from the NophonoBooru

_account said:
The site was flying under the radar from the very beginning and most of our scandals were swept under the rug.
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Now that I think about it, even our two biggest scandals came from butthurt former schlog/shroom users. Goldberg was our longest running scandal by far and even that wasn't anything serious.
Broomcaca got the site taken down for like 2 days and then pretty much ignored us after a week. Not a bad track record going into year 2
 
ATWA ya dig? said:
Now that I think about it, even our two biggest scandals came from butthurt former schlog/shroom users. Goldberg was our longest running scandal by far and even that wasn't anything serious.
Broomcaca got the site taken down for like 2 days and then pretty much ignored us after a week. Not a bad track record going into year 2
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If this site ever shuts down it'l be because shroot wasted all of his money gambling on deadlock and couldn't afford to pay for the server
 
_account said:
@worldatwar I TRIED TO TELL YOU XIUH
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>Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the soyjak forum pooner so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to soybooru I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every namecaca porn post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with RandalSoy. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Randal’s tight pooner pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/noob babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors testosterone. I'd injected it in my female friend and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Internet. I might not ever get to see RandalSoy again.
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Lateral said:
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Randal’s Nooru posts are so funny holy shit
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Woe unto them that speak good of evil, and evil of good, which put darkness for light, and light for darkness, that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for sour.
Which are not ashamed of sin, nor care for honesty, but are grown to a desperate impiety.
 
Apeson said:
soyteen liker 2.0 even down to the demon shit
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@Grok Make a shonen anime where the characters enter a cuckoldry competition where they have to become the biggest cuck.

The characters are:

-Ecstasy: The main character, a feminine Aztec man who wants to win the love of RandalSoy by winning the tournament.

-Randal: Deutragonist who doesn’t actually love ecstasy or dap and pretends to be a man to avoid their attention, but nobody falls for it. Also unnervingly enthused by gore.

-Meursault: The champion of the Cuck Chair for 50 years, speaks and acts like a stereotypical edgy anime character.

-Soyteen Liker: Meursault’s lover, extremely fat and frequently cucks her partner to suck BBCs. Also a terrible singer.

-Dap: The Russian villain, claims to be extremely sinister and having “333 IQ” and constantly goes on monologues about how the heroes will burn in hell because his content is better. In love with RandalSoy.

-Onzikin: Brazilian simp character who simps for any woman he comes across.

-Minuteman: Joke character with a running gag where either Soyteen Liker or Randal gives him estrogen but he never takes it for some convoluted reason.

-Cargo: Irish shopkeeper and artist who despises all the other characters but does business with them anyways because he has nothing better to do.

-Goot: Dutch rival shopkeeper who sells awful gear so nobody buys from him. Always accuses people who don’t buy from him of being in a conspiracy against him.

You can do your own research about these Shroom users in order to give them more depth and give them powers and roles. You can even add new Shroom users as characters.
 
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Lateral said:
@Grok Make a shonen anime where the characters enter a cuckoldry competition where they have to become the biggest cuck.

The characters are:

-Ecstasy: The main character, a feminine Aztec man who wants to win the love of RandalSoy by winning the tournament.

-Randal: Deutragonist who doesn’t actually love ecstasy or dap and pretends to be a man to avoid their attention, but nobody falls for it. Also unnervingly enthused by gore.

-Meursault: The champion of the Cuck Chair for 50 years, speaks and acts like a stereotypical edgy anime character.

-Soyteen Liker: Meursault’s lover, extremely fat and frequently cucks her partner to suck BBCs. Also a terrible singer.

-Dap: The Russian villain, claims to be extremely sinister and having “333 IQ” and constantly goes on monologues about how the heroes will burn in hell because his content is better. In love with RandalSoy.

-Onzikin: Brazilian simp character who simps for any woman he comes across.

-Minuteman: Joke character with a running gag where either Soyteen Liker or Randal gives him estrogen but he never takes it for some convoluted reason.

-Cargo: Irish shopkeeper and artist who despises all the other characters but does business with them anyways because he has nothing better to do.

-Goot: Dutch rival shopkeeper who sells awful gear so nobody buys from him. Always accuses people who don’t buy from him of being in a conspiracy against him.

You can do your own research about these Shroom users in order to give them more depth and give them powers and roles. You can even add new Shroom users as characters.
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Should i start putting in prompts myself? I have 3 second attention span and need subwaysurfers footage to do anything
 
Lateral said:
Should i start putting in prompts myself? I have 3 second attention span and need subwaysurfers footage to do anything
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Title: Cuckold Tournament Arc – The Path to the Ultimate Chair

Genre: Shonen battle anime mixed with extreme fetish comedy
Tone: Over-the-top power-scaling, dramatic speeches, training montages, and escalating humiliation

Setting​

In the hidden underground realm known as The Shroom, an ancient tournament called the Cuck Chair Championship is held once every decade. Contestants compete to prove they are the greatest cuckold in existence through a series of increasingly degrading trials. The winner earns the sacred Cuck Chair and the right to be publicly cucked by whoever they desire most.

Main Characters​

Ecstasy (Protagonist)
A feminine Aztec man with flowing hair and a desperate heart. His only goal is to win the tournament so he can finally earn RandalSoy’s love. His special ability is “Emotional Openness” — the more he is publicly humiliated, the sreal womanger his aura becomes. He fights with pure heart and increasingly elaborate self-debasement.

RandalSoy (Deuteragonist)
A cold, beautiful figure who claims to be a man but fools no one. She has zero romantic interest in Ecstasy or Dap and finds both of them exhausting. Secretly, she is unnervingly excited by extreme gore and violence, which she treats like a hobby. She enters the tournament mostly out of boredom and to keep the others from bothering her.

Meursault (Reigning Champion)
Has held the Cuck Chair for 50 straight years. Speaks exclusively in edgy, overdramatic anime monologues full of shadows, “the abyss,” and “true despair.” His power is “Eternal Acceptance” — he has already accepted every possible form of cuckoldry, making him nearly impossible to surpass.

Soyteen Liker (Meursault’s Lover)
Extremely fat, loud, and a terrible singer. She constantly cheats on Meursault with anonymous BBCs while he watches and narrates the experience like a tragic poem. Her singing is so bad it functions as a sonic attack that demoralizes opponents.

Dap (Russian Villain)
Claims to have “333 IQ” and constantly monologues about how everyone else will “burn in hell” because his content is superior. Deeply in love with RandalSoy and believes winning the tournament will force her to acknowledge him. His special technique is “Superior Content Domain”, an illusion field where he forces opponents to watch his “better” content until they break.

Onzikin (Brazilian Simp)
A pure-hearted (and pure-brained) simp who falls in love with every woman he sees within three seconds. His power scales with how hard he simps. The more pathetic his devotion becomes, the more energy he gains.

Minuteman (Joke Character)
A running gag. Either Soyteen Liker or RandalSoy keeps trying to force estrogen on him. Every time he is about to take it, some ridiculously convoluted event interrupts him (a bird steals the pills, a sudden rain of frogs, a philosophical debate breaks out, etc.). He never actually takes it.

Cargo (Irish Shopkeeper)
Sells high-quality tournament gear and art supplies. Openly despises every single contestant but continues doing business with them because he has nothing better to do. Provides the team with slightly overpriced but functional equipment while muttering insults under his breath.

Goot (Dutch Rival Shopkeeper)
Sells terrible, overpriced gear that nobody wants. Whenever someone refuses to buy from him, he immediately accuses them of being part of a grand conspiracy against Dutch furries. His power is “Paranoia Manifest” — he can temporarily make people believe they are being plotted against, causing them to panic.

Story Outline​

Episode 1–3: The Call to Cuck
Ecstasy learns of the Cuck Chair Championship and declares he will win it for RandalSoy’s love. RandalSoy sighs and joins just to shut him up. Dap appears, monologues for eight minutes about his superior content, and also enters. The tournament begins.

Episode 4–8: Preliminary Rounds
Contestants face increasingly humiliating challenges: public declarations of inferiority, watching their crushes with others, and surviving Soyteen Liker’s singing. Onzikin falls in love with three different female background characters in a single episode. Minuteman almost takes estrogen three separate times and fails for increasingly absurd reasons.

Episode 9–12: Training Arc
Ecstasy trains under Meursault, who teaches him the “Way of the Eternal Cuck” through dramatic speeches in the rain. Cargo reluctantly sells them better gear while complaining. Goot tries to sell them cursed Dutch merchandise and accuses them of conspiracy when they refuse.

Mid-Season Climax
Dap and Ecstasy face off. Dap’s “Superior Content Domain” almost breaks Ecstasy, but Ecstasy’s pure desire to be RandalSoy’s cuck lets him power through with a new transformation: “Open-Hearted Cuck Mode.”

Final Arc
The remaining contestants reach the Cuck Chair itself. Meursault reveals the true final trial: the champion must willingly give up the Chair to someone more pathetic than himself. A multi-episode battle of escalating self-humiliation ensues. RandalSoy remains emotionally detached the entire time while occasionally commenting on how cool the blood looks when people get too into it.

Ending
Ecstasy wins by becoming so thoroughly, sincerely, and publicly a cuck that even Meursault is forced to acknowledge him. RandalSoy still does not love him. Dap screams about his 333 IQ as he is eliminated. Minuteman once again fails to take the estrogen. Cargo closes his shop for the day, muttering that this was the worst tournament yet. Goot is last seen accusing the entire stadium of being in a conspiracy against him.

The final shot is Ecstasy sitting on the Cuck Chair, crying tears of joy while RandalSoy walks away, already bored.

Tagline:
“In this world… the one who loses the most… wins everything.”
 

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