NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Pineapple Punch]

I'm sleeping.

Are you sleep typing

 

[AshkeNazi]

I almost applied to join a paramilitary once

national guard?

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

illymations won
Think Before you Goon to loli cp lost

 

[Idkchud]

I've never once played Garry's Mod multiplayer. I almost always play singleplayer.

 

[Zonky]

rock

 

[AshkeNazi]

rock

paper

 

[Zonky]

paper

scissor

 

[catjakker]

scissor

rock

 

[Chudsontalks]

Are you sleep typing

Yes, unfortunately, I've been sleeping the whole fuckin' day.

 

[LesothosRapistOfTheYear]

like mercenaries or like heckin' atomwaffen larp?

I didn't really decide. It was either Légion étrangère or azov. Originally I wanted to join wagner but then prigozhin died and I gave up. I even had a group I won't name offer me a contract that I almost took. At the end I was too scared of ending up on some telegram so I turned it down and gave up

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

I won't name offer me a contract

give us a very vague hint on who this "group" is

 

[LesothosRapistOfTheYear]

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give us a very vague hint on who this "group" is

Let's just say it was an American connected private security group. They had interests in Central Africa, and their people weren't exactly doing conventional security work. That's as much as I'll say.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I'm the informant who supplies the informative reacts. You're welcome.

 

[Black Watch]

I shat myself when I was in kindergarten.