My blog which is actually real this time and not fake

I'm still drunk

 

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Update: You're a fucking noob, did you know that? Well now you know

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

drink 14 bottles of everclear

 

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Update: I deleted you from Friendster cause you're a fucking noob

 

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drink 14 bottles of everclear

Clear'd out the shelf
*Badum tiss*

 

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Update: I occasionally have intrusive thoughts of ripping off my ears because it seems like an easy task. As long as you start from the back forward it becomes easier with time.

 

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Update: I occasionally have intrusive thoughts of ripping off my ears because it seems like an easy task. As long as you start from the back forward it becomes easier with time.

Now, hearing is not an issue, but it seems like a good enough idea if you think about it.

 

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Now, hearing is not an issue, but it seems like a good enough idea if you think about it.

It's not hard just pick at the skin until you pull at the ends

 

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It's not hard just pick at the skin until you pull at the ends

And then rip it off like a band-aid lickity split

 

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And then rip it off like a band-aid lickity split

 

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The noob in my basement is yelling at me. He's asking "Is we getting?" NO WE AIN'T, MOTHAFUCKA

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

>ripping off your ears for no reason

 

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I'm the boss noob

 

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>ripping off your ears for no reason
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Surgery not required

 

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My fault is your fault is our fault is their fault

 

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[swaggrz]

 

[Dagonet]

Hire a Negromancer

 

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Got to love the red eye effect. It makes him look redy for combat.