/jew/ - Judaism General

[worldatwar]

talk about all things judaism

 

[ザイバツ]

@JonathanJew GTFIH

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

@JonathanJew GTFIH

shalom

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Oy vey, that meshuggeneh klutz got no chutzpah, he got a small shmuck, fr, fr no cap. Mozel tov, bubbe!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

If a jew tries to type "G-d" but the website filters it to God, do they go to Gehenna?

 

[CX2]

my boyfriend is jewish-indian

 

[korg]

 

[modderola]

Is it true that the Oven of Akhnai establishes that the majority of rabbi opinion supercedes divine intervention?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Is it true that the Oven of Akhnai establishes that the majority of rabbi opinion supercedes divine intervention?

Probably

 

[pig]

my lifelong rabbi stood up and said "Hashem, release the spirits of these departed useless eaters" and then let out extremely loud 20-second fart that echoed off walls of synagogue and said "oh mein gott the führer activated ze gas, scheisse" and everyone burst out laughing and pointing at me while in the middle of somber prayer for my entire family who i saw get murdered in a hamas poison gas attack in gaza.

and after i left the whole congregation posed smiling in front of an ash-filled fireplace with my family members' names crossed out on a piece of paper, before having a literal 24-hour orgy of 265 people in the foyer with BuzzBallz alcohol to "celebrate". is this normal neo-reform rabbinical behavior?

they justified it by accusing me of being a muslim for not showing up at the rabbi's son's bar mitzvah with non-kosher buckets of bacon and KFC 8 years ago. and i got a trespassing notice (with a copy of Mein Kampf in Hebrew) in the mail the next day. should i just try to talk it out on facebook group and offer $148800 they want to make peace? g-d says we should always forgive i thought

 

[korg]

my lifelong rabbi stood up and said "Hashem, release the spirits of these departed useless eaters" and then let out extremely loud 20-second fart that echoed off walls of synagogue and said "oh mein gott the führer activated ze gas, scheisse" and everyone burst out laughing and pointing at me while in the middle of somber prayer for my entire family who i saw get murdered in a hamas poison gas attack in gaza.

and after i left the whole congregation posed smiling in front of an ash-filled fireplace with my family members' names crossed out on a piece of paper, before having a literal 24-hour orgy of 265 people in the foyer with BuzzBallz alcohol to "celebrate". is this normal neo-reform rabbinical behavior?

they justified it by accusing me of being a muslim for not showing up at the rabbi's son's bar mitzvah with non-kosher buckets of bacon and KFC 8 years ago. and i got a trespassing notice (with a copy of Mein Kampf in Hebrew) in the mail the next day. should i just try to talk it out on facebook group and offer $148800 they want to make peace? g-d says we should always forgive i thought

shit that happens when your religion is too legalistic

 

[Dangeresque]

Jews rule!

 

[shekel]

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Holy cope kek.
Jesus died on the cross thinking he was going to be saved by YHWH, and when he didn't his followers coped for the next hundred years until they figured they could make up some dummyed bullshit about him dying for our sins.

 

[CX2]

^jew^

 

[shekel]

^jew^

Problem, goy?

 

[CX2]

Problem, goy?

i like this cat

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Oy vey, that meshuggeneh klutz got no chutzpah, he got a small shmuck, fr, fr no cap. Mozel tov, bubbe!

Dat keed ovah ther' needz a bah mitzvah, he got no chutzpah, but he certainly needz a bah mitzvah

 

[Sloppyjakky]

how did i not notice ts thread

 

[CX2]

^jewish hungarian^

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

^jewish hungarian^

I'm hungry for jews, I eat jews