IS THIS IT? THIS IS WHAT I GOT ALL THOSE ASS-WHOOPINGS FOR? I HAD A DREAM ONCE. IT WAS A DREAM THAT ALL SHROOM BOYS AND ALL SHROOM FOIDS WOULD DRINK FROM THE RIVER OF CREATIVITY, FREED FROM THE THIRST OF GEM RECESSION. BUT LO AND BEHOLD, SOME MANY YEARS LATER, WHAT HAVE I FOUND BUT A BUNCH OF TRIFLING, SHIFTLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TUNAS? AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME SAY THAT WORD. IT'S THE UGLIEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, BUT THAT'S WHAT I SEE NOW, TUNAS. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A TUNA, 'CAUSE TUNAS ARE LIVING CONTRADICTIONS! TUNAS ARE FULL OF UNFULFILLED AMBITIONS! TUNAS WAX AND WANE, TUNAS LOVE TO COMPLAIN! TUNAS LOVE TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK BUT HATE TO EXPLAIN! TUNAS LOVE BEING ANOTHER 'TEEN'S JUDGE AND JURY! TUNAS PROCRASTINATE UNTIL IT'S TIME TO WORRY! TUNAS LOVE TO BE LATE, TUNAS HATE TO HURRY! SOYJAK PARTY VIDEO ARCHIVES IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! SOYSPOTTER, "6IXTHREMBO" IS *NOT* A GENRE OF MUSIC! AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT "ARYANHEAVEN". I'VE SEEN WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER, I'VE SEEN WHAT'S OVER THE HORIZON, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU TUNAS WON'T HAVE NOTHING TO CELEBRATE. AND NO, I WON'T GET THERE WITH YOU. I'M GOING TO JOYJAK.PARTY.
I miss the old Tuna, straight from the 'Go Tuna
Chop up the soul Tuna, set on xer goals Tuna
I hate the new Tuna, the bad mood Tuna
The always rude Tuna, spaz in the news Tuna
I miss the sweet Tuna, chop up the beats Tuna
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Tuna
See I invented Tuna, it wasn't any Tunas
And now I look and look around and there's so many Tunas
I used to love Tuna, I used to love Tuna
I even had the blue polo, I thought I was Tuna
What if Tuna made a toss about Tuna
Name "I Miss The Old Tuna, " man that would be so Tuna
That's all it was Tuna, we still love Tuna
And I love you like Tuna loves Tuna
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