>be goot
>wake up
>turn on pc
>type on the cum encrusted keyboard
>the yellow hue of the dried cum reminds you of jolteon's fur
>your morning wood comes back
>log into xitter
>username: FlvffFeeler88
>password: JolteonDiaperSISC1
>goon your morning wood to jolteon and averi ai slop furry porn
>get on the jolteon fans diaperfur discord server
>goon on vc with your kittens for one hour
>log into the shroom
>add nothing meaningful to threads and instead just "hmm" react everything like a sperg
>get bullied off by everyone on the site
>decide to get up to make breakfast
>as you crack an egg, the yolk's yellow color reminds you of jolteon
>get horny
>forget about breakfast and go back to gooning to jolteon
>goon for 1 hour
>as you cum, you remember that you left an egg cooking
>open the door to your goon cave
>roaring flames from a house fire started from leaving an egg cooking for too long
>stay trapped in the goon cave, obstructed by towers of cum rags, takeout boxes and jolteon portraits
>die a painful fiery death
>God sends you to hell because you were a disgusting furcaca degenerate
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK