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ITT Give your thoughts on the latest nuvariants
Headjak/Longjak: Coal but at least it's a different variant instead of one of the main ones but just deformed.
Catjak: Coal, not even funny as a joke soyjak like how Lennonjak was for the time he returned. The person spamming him seems to have taken a bit more time to make higher quality edits of him rather than just noobshit flagspam so I guess he gets a few points there. Some edits are still coal though and most of them aren't even original.
Jared:Admittedly funny Feraljak edit but passing him off as an entirely new variant makes him dust fucking coal. Nusoishits will likely use him over other gemmier and more original variants. NVM Snopes fact check just came in he's a subvariant so uuhhhhhhh iron
Vlodson: This one I had the highest hopes for. I thought he would be used as a Nojak subvariant since that's clearly the base used but instead it's a new variant entirely. The recent edits of him have also lacked quality. Overrall presentation is coal but he's a gemmy edit of Nojak so I guess iron.
Mulletjak: Definitely the best one of all the others. Leagues more original but his artstyle conflicts with the regular jakking artstyle. He's also had more original edits than the others with more effort being put in. At worst unappealing iron, at best original gem.
Headjak/Longjak: Coal but at least it's a different variant instead of one of the main ones but just deformed.
Catjak: Coal, not even funny as a joke soyjak like how Lennonjak was for the time he returned. The person spamming him seems to have taken a bit more time to make higher quality edits of him rather than just noobshit flagspam so I guess he gets a few points there. Some edits are still coal though and most of them aren't even original.
Jared:
Vlodson: This one I had the highest hopes for. I thought he would be used as a Nojak subvariant since that's clearly the base used but instead it's a new variant entirely. The recent edits of him have also lacked quality. Overrall presentation is coal but he's a gemmy edit of Nojak so I guess iron.
Mulletjak: Definitely the best one of all the others. Leagues more original but his artstyle conflicts with the regular jakking artstyle. He's also had more original edits than the others with more effort being put in. At worst unappealing iron, at best original gem.
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