2025 Nuvariant War Discussion

[shekel]

ITT Give your thoughts on the latest nuvariants
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Headjak/Longjak: Coal but at least it's a different variant instead of one of the main ones but just deformed.
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Catjak: Coal, not even funny as a joke soyjak like how Lennonjak was for the time he returned. The person spamming him seems to have taken a bit more time to make higher quality edits of him rather than just noobshit flagspam so I guess he gets a few points there. Some edits are still coal though and most of them aren't even original.
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Jared: Admittedly funny Feraljak edit but passing him off as an entirely new variant makes him dust fucking coal. Nusoishits will likely use him over other gemmier and more original variants. NVM Snopes fact check just came in he's a subvariant so uuhhhhhhh iron
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Vlodson: This one I had the highest hopes for. I thought he would be used as a Nojak subvariant since that's clearly the base used but instead it's a new variant entirely. The recent edits of him have also lacked quality. Overrall presentation is coal but he's a gemmy edit of Nojak so I guess iron.
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Mulletjak: Definitely the best one of all the others. Leagues more original but his artstyle conflicts with the regular jakking artstyle. He's also had more original edits than the others with more effort being put in. At worst unappealing iron, at best original gem.

None of them will ever have the cultural impact Lennonjak had.

 

[supersage]

ITT Give your thoughts on the latest nuvariants
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Headjak/Longjak: Coal but at least it's a different variant instead of one of the main ones but just deformed.
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Catjak: Coal, not even funny as a joke soyjak like how Lennonjak was for the time he returned. The person spamming him seems to have taken a bit more time to make higher quality edits of him rather than just noobshit flagspam so I guess he gets a few points there. Some edits are still coal though and most of them aren't even original.
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Jared: Admittedly funny Feraljak edit but passing him off as an entirely new variant makes him dust fucking coal. Nusoishits will likely use him over other gemmier and more original variants. NVM Snopes fact check just came in he's a subvariant so uuhhhhhhh iron
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Vlodson: This one I had the highest hopes for. I thought he would be used as a Nojak subvariant since that's clearly the base used but instead it's a new variant entirely. The recent edits of him have also lacked quality. Overrall presentation is coal but he's a gemmy edit of Nojak so I guess iron.
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Mulletjak: Definitely the best one of all the others. Leagues more original but his artstyle conflicts with the regular jakking artstyle. He's also had more original edits than the others with more effort being put in. At worst unappealing iron, at best original gem.

I think all of them except for Jared, are brim.
Vlodson is on the verge of being Iron/brim, since it could become another cacajak type deal.
But I think that Mulletjak is just brimmy because of how forced it is, and has the same "feel" as Lennonjak.
Catjak is NAS coal, traced from some AI generated picture of a cat jumping, and has little to no applications in jakking.
And Longjak? I hate that variant so much because every day people dump like 30 of them in the queue without tagging it. Asides from that most of the edits of it are BAS (barely a soyjak)

 

[bush]

ITT Give your thoughts on the latest nuvariants
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Headjak/Longjak: Coal but at least it's a different variant instead of one of the main ones but just deformed.
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Catjak: Coal, not even funny as a joke soyjak like how Lennonjak was for the time he returned. The person spamming him seems to have taken a bit more time to make higher quality edits of him rather than just noobshit flagspam so I guess he gets a few points there. Some edits are still coal though and most of them aren't even original.
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Jared: Admittedly funny Feraljak edit but passing him off as an entirely new variant makes him dust fucking coal. Nusoishits will likely use him over other gemmier and more original variants. NVM Snopes fact check just came in he's a subvariant so uuhhhhhhh iron
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Vlodson: This one I had the highest hopes for. I thought he would be used as a Nojak subvariant since that's clearly the base used but instead it's a new variant entirely. The recent edits of him have also lacked quality. Overrall presentation is coal but he's a gemmy edit of Nojak so I guess iron.
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Mulletjak: Definitely the best one of all the others. Leagues more original but his artstyle conflicts with the regular jakking artstyle. He's also had more original edits than the others with more effort being put in. At worst unappealing iron, at best original gem.

these are all coal

 

[korg]

they all fucking suck

 

[shipment]

Jared is alright, the rest kinda blow.

 

[bush]

I hate that variant so much because every day people dump like 30 of them in the queue without tagging it.

geeeeg hes a janny in bald men with glasses booru

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Without a doubt, Mulletjak, he carries the essence of a soyboy, both politically and socially, even if he doesn't look like one. Also, check back with irl mulletjaks in another ten to twenty years, and I guarantee you quite a few of them will look like soyjaks and nu-males.
He looks like he's going to give me a mind-blowing lecture on open marriages and why they're "le good" when he and his fiancee haven't tied the knot, and she's getting backshots every night from Dwayne, Tyrone, and Dwight, Jr.

 

[_account]

Without a doubt, Mulletjak, he carries the essence of a soyboy, both politically and socially, even if he doesn't look like one. Also, check back with irl mulletjaks in another ten to twenty years, and I guarantee you quite a few of them will look like soyjaks and nu-males.
He looks like he's going to give me a mind-blowing lecture on open marriages and why they're "le good" when he and his fiancee haven't tied the knot, and she's getting backshots every night from Dwayne, Tyrone, and Dwight, Jr.

The soysphere must adapt to the times or it'll become completely irrelevant.

 

[Foggurt]

The soysphere must adapt to the times or it'll become completely irrelevant.

Well we've only ever failed to do so when we tried to adapt. Mainly because we're no longer a site for making fun of soyboys, and to be honest, we never really were. Soyjaks thqt mocked numales is just what we manifested our hatred for the modern world at large through, now we largely use those old drawings as instruments for shitposting instead, doe it's mostly NAS shitposting at that with a couple of ties back to og qa culture.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

The soysphere must adapt to the times or it'll become completely irrelevant.

Agreed. It can't fall into a loop like 4chan, because look at 4chan, they post nothing but wojaks and pepes and have been posting nothing but that for like the past thirteen to fifteen years, and there are users on there that are self aware enough to complain about this issue, like, "Where's muh OC!!" but nothing ever gets done, because they're hyper-resistant to change and because the website doesn't have a fucking leader, just an asian (about to r@isin) sugar daddy who pays the server bills every month, and that's it.
I really don't want the soysphere to end up like 4chan, we need to be better than them, and it's not hard to do that when that's the bare minimum, geg.