adventure thread

[木制的尼尔森]

You are Private. Oscar "Imp" Erik and you were sent on a mission to clear out the Southwest side of the Soysylum and during your transportation to this Soysylum, your OSPREY suddenly got shot down by an alien bombership and it caused half of your squad to be dead and the surviving ones got ambushed by aliens but luckily, you managed to survive but lost an arm in the process, you were dragged by one of the soldiers from your platoon but he unfortunately died whilst shooting an alien while dragging your body into a safe spot but the alien is fortunately dead too, so, what do you do now?

 

[Eiv277]

I win

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I win

no arm

 

[木制的尼尔森]

bump

 

[Mongoloigul]

Shit on the floor

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Shit on the floor

You then shit your pants out of fear after seeing your comrades dead corpse on the ground, what do you do now?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

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You then shit your pants out of fear after seeing your comrades dead corpse on the ground, what do you do now?

I take a knife and cut off my partner's arm so I can use it as a weapon in the future. if the knife isn't viable, I take his gun and blow his arm off.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I take a knife and cut off my partner's arm so I can use it as a weapon in the future. if the knife isn't viable, I take his gun and blow his arm off.

You search in your pockets and luckily find a pocket knife before you carefully cut your partners arm off before you stab the knife into your bandaged limb before putting the arm on the other side of the knife and managing to have, well, still an arm but not really functional, after that, you take the gun, so, what do you do now?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

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You search in your pockets and luckily find a pocket knife before you carefully cut your partners arm off before you stab the knife into your bandaged limb before putting the arm on the other side of the knife and managing to have, well, still an arm but not really functional, after that, you take the gun, so, what do you do now?

I try to shoot that alien just outside the door

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I try to shoot that alien just outside the door

it's already dead

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

it's already dead

Oh, right. Uhh, I investigate the outside area for any other potential alien bombships in the sky that may want to blow me away.

 

[Mongoloigul]

Wield the poop in your pants as a throwing weapon

 

[Mongoloigul]

Also what program did you use to draw ts, GIMP or MS Paint?

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Oh, right. Uhh, I investigate the outside area for any other potential alien bombships in the sky that may want to blow me away.

You go outside and look at the sky, so far, you notice alot of alien bombships (evendoe there's only like 3 right now) passing by but they aren't bombing your location, fortunately, now, what do you do now?

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Also what program did you use to draw ts, GIMP or MS Paint?

IBIS paint since I'm on mobile right now

 

[木制的尼尔森]

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You go outside and look at the sky, so far, you notice alot of alien bombships (evendoe there's only like 3 right now) passing by but they aren't bombing your location, fortunately, now, what do you do now?

also the thing on the bottom is the part where they drop the bombs, if that matters

 

[swaggrz]

Id hijack the alien bombship and then go raid The Jerdee

 

[CX2]

hijack plane and raid der shroomcux 4 olgol

 

[Mongoloigul]

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You go outside and look at the sky, so far, you notice alot of alien bombships (evendoe there's only like 3 right now) passing by but they aren't bombing your location, fortunately, now, what do you do now?

Summon the spirit of Gordon Freeman from the otherworld

 

[swaggrz]

کافر را از قارچ کش الله اکبر