Adventures of John, also known as Straight RandalSoy

[Ƀroot]

>Wake up
>Pick up the novel (Lord of the Rings) I've been reading
>Read it
>Get sleepy and go back to bed
>Wake up again
>Stare at the Vincent Van Gogh poster on my wall for 3 minutes
>Finally get out of bed and get dressed in my pants and t-shirt
>Brush my teeth
>Do my morning situps
>Take a walk outside
>Watch a bird singing for ten minutes
>Eat a butter pepperoni sandwich
>Have an idea
>Begin painting an oil painting of a sandwich but 3d
>Study Rene Magritte's art

 

[木制的尼尔森]

bvmp

 

[木制的尼尔森]

@RandalSoy opinions?+

 

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[Niggerpoop]

noob

 

[Micronesia]

Margritte gets pantied and sissified by Picabia

 

[RandalSoy]

>Still unemployed
Accurate!

 

[dap]

>Still unemployed
Accurate!

get a j*b brochacho

 

[sage]

but what if this was Claus instead?

 

[Ƀroot]

Episode 2

>Wake up
>Painted too long into midnight and now it's 11am already
>go to the beach
>swim around in the sea for a while until I get really tired
>It's 5pm
>Call up my friend Sebastian
>We go to the bar and drink a bunch of Guinness and chat it up with some of the ladies there
>Become good friends with a few of them
>Buy some salami sandwiches and walk around the town with Sebastian and the ladies
>Go to the theater and watch Oppenheimer
>Eat a bunch of popcorn
>After the ladies split off (they gave us their numbers) me and Sebastian walk to my house
>He crashes at my house because we're both tired after walking like 10 miles
>Wake up the next day, he takes the bus back to his house and I start painting again