Albert History

[Micronesia]

>Be born, your sh!!takin mother flushes you down the toilet because she thinks she just pooped instead of giving birth
>Live in the sewers and eat shit while being raised by rats (improvement considering rats are more human than an@lb@nins)
>Albert skin turns so utterly dark a new shade of black is born, a shake darker than vantablack
>Nobody loves you so you start praying to Allah (Allah hates you and calls you a disgusting noob)
>You start browsing the 'ru and pretend you're an oldcaca
>You start fuelling every single namecaca wars because you're the literal dajjal, destroying the website, after it's done, you blame it on nuboorusluttas and Jews despite everything being 100% your fault
>Your skin is so dark it creates singularity, transforming into a black hole and killing you and everyone in the process

 

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whos albert

Albanian SoyBooru namecaca. He was active around the time Braptoko was still around.