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Alex Eyrich / X Immigrant

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This individual is not allowed 50 kilometers near schools or playgrounds

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Alex Eyrich / X Immigrant / Xx×Spr0k310rd×xX​

>grandparents in bed yet?
>I want to see your tummy and 4 inch dick with your transparent cum all over it


Alex Eyrich (born December 6, 2008), known in the Soysphere as X Immigrant, is a 16-year-old pedophile gooter and former user/moderator of Soyjak.blog. He attends Turpin High School and currently lives at 8622 Manitoba Dr, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA, with his divorced mother, Ekaterina Alekseevna Eyrich (℡+1-513-633-3945).

His father, Case Young Eyrich (℡+1-513-515-1310, [email protected]), was a chef, and has a history of criminal charges, some involving possession of drugs. Case's address is listed as 65 Graham St, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA, but it is unconfirmed whether this is his current address or his ex-girlfriend's garage, where he presumably is or was sleeping in.

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Case's criminal history​

On January 14, 2025, Alex was permanently banned from Soyjak.blog for engaging in sexual discussion with underage 15-year-old user Dr. Cobson via Steam Chat. In the chat, over a period of seven days, Alex allegedly told Dr. Cobson about his lolicon and femboy fetishes, sent pornographic art, masturbated with Dr. Cobson, forced Dr. Cobson to masturbate to a photo of him, and coerced Dr. Cobson into shaving his legs. (WIP)


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Kind of want to give those phone numbers a call posing as a salesman or somethin’, maybe talk to the pedo himself.

I don’t know actually, older people hate “telemarketers” when I would get pretty happy if one called me advertising their SNCA.
 
Kind of want to give those phone numbers a call posing as a salesman or somethin’, maybe talk to the pedo himself.

I don’t know actually, older people hate “telemarketers” when I would get pretty happy if one called me advertising their SNCA.
>Hello, I'm Nine from the hit show Battle for Dream Island. I'm calling about some sort of large oven?
<who the fuck is this what the fuck are you talking about
>Yeah, so you said this thing can bake 1.2 million human-sized cookies in a year, right? I need to do some heavy duty baking.
<what giant oven are you taking about dude
>Also, do you think I could fit a fat brazilian homosexual and a twinkish pedophile with fat lips into it? Asking for a friend.
<*audible terror and confusion*
>Okay, I've had enough of your antics. These fucking craigslist sellers are geeked, man.
>*hangs up*
>*dials the same number*
>Can I order a Large Pizza?
 
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i remember having some fun w him w a friend
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Does he answer phone calls frequently?

i doubt i found dr cobson...
not really sure. similar names, similar typing style & humor, and both speak portuguese.

albeit xer xitter acc is based from west asia (middle east).and xe claims to speak punjabi
https://steamcommunity.com/id/0n1c420https://x.com/0n1c420https://x.com/realdoctorsex1
“doctor sex” is a shitty TF2 meme that was popular like 3 years ago, probably not him.
 
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