Alien Embassy

A blog, basically.

 

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New profile picture, I'm gonna call him Justice 'Jak.

 

[jim🅱️o]

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I've always wondered 2 things, who was the feller that said this? And how would you go about constructing a "bunny " out of dressing gowns? It seems like a pretty hard personal endeavor to me.

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I've adopted 2 stray kittens that one of my friends found at his job site, they look pretty similar to this stock photo I found. I've decided to name them Ruble and Kopek respectively after Russian currency. I was originally deciding on Dollar Bill and Peso but decided on Russian currency instead. They look mutted like any stray creature.

 

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Whoever added this to my description is an ESL

 

[jim🅱️o]

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Whoever added this to my description is an ESL

@Donald

 

[coff33 adict]

Alientr♠♠ns LOST
HVMVNBVLLS WQN

 

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Yesterday I went to the store to purchase a carton of milk. When I got home, I poured the milk into a glass and drank it. Then I watched television.

 

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Today I was in the mood for macaroni and cheese so I said to myself: “Today, I’ll have some macaroni and cheese.” It’s important to know it wasn’t elbow macaroni or even the decorative butterfly kind, or even the tube shaped macaroni. Indeed, it was not.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

Today I was in the mood for macaroni and cheese so I said to myself: “Today, I’ll have some macaroni and cheese.” It’s important to know it wasn’t elbow macaroni or even the decorative butterfly kind, or even the tube shaped macaroni. Indeed, it was not.

What macaroni were you in the mood for then?

 

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What macaroni were you in the mood for then?

It was shaped like bunnies

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

It was shaped like bunnies

Interesting, hadn't heard of bunny macaroni before

 

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Interesting, hadn't heard of bunny macaroni before
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Well there’s more to life than macaroni. Especially if it’s bunny-shaped. How is that possible?

 

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There’s a synagogue around my area which I’m pretty sure had some sort of controversy about something to do with “Cash for confessions” but I can’t remember much clearly.

 

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This waiter at the quaint little restaurant I went to earlier this week said “I didn’t realize this was a sad occasion” when someone at my table broke some bad news to everyone. And I said “It won’t be a sad occasion if you feed us.” and I shared a hearty belly laugh with everyone.

 

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I’ve always wondered why a disability/an impairment such as bad vision used to be considered a smart trait, maybe it still is, I don’t know. People find glasses in the opposite gender attractive, however, you wouldn’t survive in the wild.

I might make a thread about asking if people have bad vision on here/wear glasses.

 

[Goot]

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I’ve always wondered why a disability/an impairment such as bad vision used to be considered a smart trait, maybe it still is, I don’t know. People find glasses in the opposite gender attractive, however, you wouldn’t survive in the wild.

I might make a thread about asking if people have bad vision on here/wear glasses.

Glasses make the eyes look bigger, that's it.

 

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Glasses make the eyes look bigger, that's it.

This could be it.

 

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We (yes WE) all fuck with this gizmo edit

How do you even make stuff like this? I want to learn so I can make gay ass edits like these

 

[Catter]

Kekpoo

 

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This video gave me a good laugh