Alien Embassy

A blog, basically.

 

[Engineer]

Emwhat?

 

[Goot]

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Attempted... something. I kind of like it but hate it at the same time. It's a really easy art style to draw but looks like real womanslop. I really don't know if I should start drawing this type of art more.

Why do you draw like child?

 

[Herpes Trout]

Why do you draw like child?

I don't understand, are you saying that I draw like a child or that the character looks like one.

 

[Goot]

I don't understand, are you saying that I draw like a child or that the character looks like one.

Both work.

 

[Herpes Trout]

Both work.

My drawing tablet is weird, so the tip of the pen is off centered to where it actually touches downs and makes lines. This leads me to have to cough up my own ingenuity and franticly scribble lines which to be honest, only really works in sketches.

 

[Goot]

My drawing tablet is weird, so the tip of the pen is off centered to where it actually touches downs and makes lines. This leads me to have to cough up my own ingenuity and franticly scribble lines which to be honest, only really works in sketches.

Isn't there a calibration option?
Have you even read the manual?

 

[Herpes Trout]

Isn't there a calibration option?
Have you even read the manual?

Oh my God, I had no idea, hold on let me see

 

[Herpes Trout]

Oh my God, I had no idea, hold on let me see

There is. Rather strange that I dealt with this for so long

 

[Goot]

There is. Rather strange that I dealt with this for so long

Some people just lack intuition sometimes, i've seen it in real life

 

[Herpes Trout]

Some people just lack intuition sometimes, i've seen it in real life

My drawing tablet pen was acting as if it were a mouse in pen form until I calibrated it, and then it acted like a regular digital pen. This is why I was constantly scribbling as a bad habit. I really don’t know how to explain it.

 

[Herpes Trout]

I’ve decided to start pphmaxxing, in the sense that I’ll be posting 20-30 messages a day instead of 2-4, I have a lot more free time on my hands.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

We (yes WE) all fuck with this gizmo edit
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How do you even make stuff like this? I want to learn so I can make gay ass edits like these

i'm like 90% sure this is some gay capcut template

 

[kaiser06]

We (yes WE) all fuck with this gizmo edit
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How do you even make stuff like this? I want to learn so I can make gay ass edits like these

some random pooner made this

 

[Herpes Trout]

I’ve got this quote “I’m been thinking of getting into the giraffe business” stuck in my head. I don’t know why but it pops up into my head when someone says something ridiculous. I mean, of course it would. I believe the guy who said it said something to do with dentistry and the giraffes.

 

[Herpes Trout]

Dentistry has always scared me. They made 2 movies about an evil dentist. I’ve actually seen both recently, I don’t think I’ve seen media about medical personnel being evil besides a hypnotizing optometrist.

 

[Herpes Trout]

Of course, there’s a difference between an optometrist and an optimist, a good friend of mine once told me that doctors are not your friends, they’re there to treat you. An optimist, however, is your friend.

 

[Herpes Trout]

I posted these drawings to the /anthro/ board on /qa/ and got some nice replies. Very nice people.
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The second one looks all messed up because I had some issues with the ink.

Someone line spammed the thread and now I can’t find my beautiful drawings. Sad!

 

[Assistant]

get on ss13 already

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

RELEASE THE GUBBIES

 

[shipment]

Of course, there’s a difference between an optometrist and an optimist, a good friend of mine once told me that doctors are not your friends, they’re there to treat you. An optimist, however, is your friend.

Never understood the change in language surrounding doctors. For years they cured you, solved your problem and sent you on your way. Now it’s always “aiding” and “treating”. I don’t want to be “treated” or “aided”, I want to be cured haha.