am i Claus

[sage]

 

[dap]

do not use soyjak forum
you are not Claus
it is not the splinter for you
close the browser

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Should you use Soyjak Forum?
Are you Claus?
Is it the splinter for you?
Should you close the browser?

 

[catjakker]

USE Soyjak Forum!
You are Claus!
It IS the splinter for you!
Do NOT close the browser!

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

If you are, then why do you always refer to yourself in third person and why are you so obsessed with bbcs