AMA

[dap]

too paranoid to give doll full ownership, too """nonchalant""" to do anything himself and too much of a pussy to shut it all down

 

[dap]

incel freak owned by catter and hillel
@Shroot

 

[dap]

day in life of @Shroot
1. wake up
2. hop on discord
3. erp with hillel hartmann
4. post-nut clarity hits
5. hop on 2pph.forum
6. permaban a random noob for no reason. day saved!
7. go to sleep

 

[dap]

day in life of @Shroot
1. wake up
2. hop on discord
3. erp with hillel hartmann
4. post-nut clarity hits
5. hop on 2pph.forum
6. permaban a random noob for no reason. day saved!
7. go to sleep

6.5 make a vague comment on someone's ban to show everyone you're nonchalant af and farm sum reddit karma

 

[catjakker]

day in life of @Shroot
1. wake up
2. hop on discord
3. erp with hillel hartmann
4. post-nut clarity hits
5. hop on 2pph.forum
6. permaban a random noob for no reason. day saved!
7. go to sleep

@Shroot they flaming yo ass in comments

 

[dap]

6.5 make a vague comment on someone's ban to show everyone you're nonchalant af and farm sum reddit karma

@Shroot NAHHH FREN U NONCHALANT AF

 

[dap]

@Shroot they flaming yo ass in comments

watch steamcordskins get mad at the bharati truthnukes above

 

[catjakker]

watch steamcordskins get mad at the bharati truthnukes above

the steamcord in question:

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

day in life of @Shroot
1. wake up
2. hop on discord
3. erp with hillel hartmann
4. post-nut clarity hits
5. hop on 2pph.forum
6. permaban a random noob for no reason. day saved!
7. go to sleep

pedoxister...

 

[worldatwar]

genuinely just a catter-tier nuisance to this site atp

catter was js making ircoons run amuk

 

[myexdrew]

if you couldn't tell, i am really dissatisfied with the current state of things on this website. particularly with shroot refusing to do anything useful while clittybanning active users right and left because they made him seethe or somethang

Just make goot admin at this point

 

[shipment]

I'll add this later today if I don't forget

One week.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

One week.

no one needs it

 

[Idkchud]

One week.

manually reloading pages is incredibly giga. Here's a thought. Why not just vibecode userscripts? So that it does weird shit that activates the notifications to reload every 10 seconds.

 

[shipment]

manually reloading pages is incredibly giga. Here's a thought. Why not just vibecode userscripts? So that it does weird shit that activates the notifications to reload every 10 seconds.

Contrariancaca fuck off.

 

[joachim]

Gold where did you go?

 

[Idkchud]

Contrariancaca fuck off.

Somehow, you thought posting this would give you the moral highground.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Contrariancaca fuck off.

we don't need these electric technology scripts to update new posts in a thread, we only needed to click a single button and everything was there

 

[Idkchud]

Contrariancaca fuck off.

cargo I got the script up and it works perfectly. How much time do you want it to check it's currently at 30 seconds

 

[Idkchud]

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Soyjak.forum Auto-Refresh Notifications
// @namespace    https://greasyfork.org/
// @version      1.4
// @description  Refreshes the notification badge every 30 seconds on soyjak.forum without marking alerts as read
// @author       You
// @match        *://soyjak.forum/*
// @match        *://*.soyjak.forum/*
// @grant        none
// @run-at       document-idle
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
    'use strict';

    const INTERVAL_MS = 30000; // 30 seconds

    function isXenForo() {
        return (
            (typeof XF !== 'undefined' && XF.ajax) ||
            (typeof XenForo !== 'undefined' && XenForo.ajax) ||
            document.documentElement?.id === 'XF' ||
            document.documentElement?.id === 'XenForo'
        );
    }

    function poll() {
        // Prefer modern XF2
        if (typeof XF !== 'undefined' && XF.ajax && XF.canonicalizeUrl) {
            // Very light endpoint that still returns the visitor counters
            // (does NOT open or mark alerts as read)
            XF.ajax(
                'GET',
                XF.canonicalizeUrl('index.php?whats-new/latest-activity'),
                {},
                null,
                {
                    global: false,        // no spinner
                    skipDefault: true,
                    error: function () {}
                }
            );
            return;
        }

        // Fallback for older XenForo
        if (typeof XenForo !== 'undefined' && XenForo.ajax) {
            XenForo.ajax(
                'index.php?misc/lightbox',
                {},
                function () {},
                {
                    global: false,
                    error: function () {}
                }
            );
        }
    }

    if (!isXenForo()) return;

    setTimeout(() => {
        poll();
        setInterval(poll, INTERVAL_MS);
    }, 2000);
})();