>I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.
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Itt we fill out this survey and see how many women match our standards and whether or not it's over.
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Male & Female Standards Calculator - US Census Data (https://www.keeper.ai/calc)
 
Did it again but forgot to select "wants kids" and I don't feel like doing it again
 
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