cat thread

[Goot]

I wish a was a cat so i could physically assault women in the middle of the night without repurcussions

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I wish I was a cat

Sorry twin I had to

 

[Goot]

Sorry twin I had to

"Two lies and a lie" aah

 

[shipment]

"Two lies and a lie" aah

Literally no-one says that.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Literally no-one says that.

"Two lies and a lie" ahh

 

[shipment]

That's not even how the idiom goes you idiots.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

That's not even how the idiom goes you idiots.

"Two lies and a lie" ahh

 

[shipment]

Froot save me I'm being baitied. Froot, please, save me....

 

[Goot]

That's not even how the idiom goes you idiots.

ever heard of a thing called "creativity"

 

[shipment]

>ever heard of a thing called "creativity"

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

 

[Idkchud]

Froot save me I'm being baitied. Froot, please, save me....

"Two lies and a lie" ahh

 

[Herpes Trout]

‘Couple of days as of writing this my parents took our cats to neuter them— and the veterinarian opened up the stomach of one of the girl cats, and she was pregnant with 8 kitties. Of course, the kittens died, and I had to see the bloody bag of 8 barely-kitten balls covered in blood. It was quite sad. Do you think that those kitty balls (which barely resembled a common house cat) would also have 9 lives? Or do you have to be a cat that’s been born already? Does this failed abortion that wasn’t even supposed to happen in the first place make them not have 9 lives anymore— since they’re.. technically not cats yet?

 

[shekel]

‘Couple of days as of writing this my parents took our cats to neuter them— and the veterinarian opened up the stomach of one of the girl cats, and she was pregnant with 8 kitties. Of course, the kittens died, and I had to see the bloody bag of 8 barely-kitten balls covered in blood. It was quite sad. Do you think that those kitty balls (which barely resembled a common house cat) would also have 9 lives? Or do you have to be a cat that’s been born already? Does this failed abortion that wasn’t even supposed to happen in the first place make them not have 9 lives anymore— since they’re.. technically not cats yet?

The stomach isn't a reproductive organ you dummy.
This is the 4th time you've talked about the genitalia of animals btw.

 

[Herpes Trout]

The stomach isn't a reproductive organ you dummy.

Wait it isn’t? Sorry I’m not that knowledgeable on that sort of stuff. My parents just told me that they cut her open and I assumed it was the stomach. I wasn’t ever taught sexual education like at all. I actually didn’t know what a “hymen” was until I saw people saying “hymen broken” on this site!

 

[shekel]

Wait it isn’t? Sorry I’m not that knowledgeable on that sort of stuff. My parents just told me that they cut her open and I assumed it was the stomach. I wasn’t ever taught sexual education like at all. I actually didn’t know what a “hymen” was until I saw people saying “hymen broken” on this site!

 

[Herpes Trout]

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I’m not dummyed— I know how animals reproduce, but I don’t really know the inner workings of mammals giving birth beyond “how is babby formed”. I thought the stomach was where the baby gestated because a lot of mammals have baby bumps.

I said “horny” and “shagging” because I seek attention and nobody would care if I said “procreate” or “in heat”. I got that attention anyways.

 

[shekel]

I’m not dummyed— I know how animals reproduce, but I don’t really know the inner workings of mammals giving birth beyond “how is babby formed”. I thought the stomach was where the baby gestated because a lot of mammals have baby bumps.

I said “horny” and “shagging” because I seek attention and nobody would care if I said “procreate” or “in heat”. I got that attention anyways.

No, I'm calling you a zoophile. Nobody normally talks about animals fucking this much.