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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​
run away and go east
 
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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​
pluck their homes out of the ground and shake them out
 
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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​
rape them all
 
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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​
lowkey just leave the village cuz it lame ahh hell
 
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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​
take a shit and eat it to become white
 
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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​
He removes his insoles to reveal his true shortking nature to the goblins to win over their trust
 
Call his BLM buddies to have a fiery but mostly peaceful protest
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Shroomy has no friends (especially in this new world), and so he sets the village on fire by himself. Tens of goblins run around screaming that they are under attack and that their snotlings are trapped in burning and destroyed rubble. A whole society has been ruined through the efforts of Shroomy, and it will take many years for the scattered goblins to recover from this heinous act. The sun is beginning to sadly set. What will Shroomy do before nightfall?​
 
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Shroomy has no friends (especially in this new world), and so he sets the village on fire by himself. Tens of goblins run around screaming that they are under attack and that their snotlings are trapped in burning and destroyed rubble. A whole society has been ruined through the efforts of Shroomy, and it will take many years for the scattered goblins to recover from this heinous act. The sun is beginning to sadly set. What will Shroomy do before nightfall?​
Look for an actual friend by going somewhere else
 
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Shroomy has no friends (especially in this new world), and so he sets the village on fire by himself. Tens of goblins run around screaming that they are under attack and that their snotlings are trapped in burning and destroyed rubble. A whole society has been ruined through the efforts of Shroomy, and it will take many years for the scattered goblins to recover from this heinous act. The sun is beginning to sadly set. What will Shroomy do before nightfall?​
Brap loudly
 
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Shroomy has no friends (especially in this new world), and so he sets the village on fire by himself. Tens of goblins run around screaming that they are under attack and that their snotlings are trapped in burning and destroyed rubble. A whole society has been ruined through the efforts of Shroomy, and it will take many years for the scattered goblins to recover from this heinous act. The sun is beginning to sadly set. What will Shroomy do before nightfall?​
run into the forest and break down a tree to build yourself a wooden sword (like in minecraft wowzaaaaa)
 
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Shroomy has no friends (especially in this new world), and so he sets the village on fire by himself. Tens of goblins run around screaming that they are under attack and that their snotlings are trapped in burning and destroyed rubble. A whole society has been ruined through the efforts of Shroomy, and it will take many years for the scattered goblins to recover from this heinous act. The sun is beginning to sadly set. What will Shroomy do before nightfall?​
start gooning
 
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Shroomy has no friends (especially in this new world), and so he sets the village on fire by himself. Tens of goblins run around screaming that they are under attack and that their snotlings are trapped in burning and destroyed rubble. A whole society has been ruined through the efforts of Shroomy, and it will take many years for the scattered goblins to recover from this heinous act. The sun is beginning to sadly set. What will Shroomy do before nightfall?​
Curl up into a ball on the ground and roll over the townsfolk.
 
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