/Christ/ - Christianity General

[Flute]

They got ZOGged out by (((liberalism))) and now they have leaky lesbian pastrixes who pray that assworm havers and neovagina dilators may be protected and affirmed against evil hecking bigoted Nazis (People who actually read the Bible)

martin luther was vantawhite, sadly protestantism is either for dummys or irl slopjaks today

 

[Ploot]

 

[Ploot]

martin luther was vantawhite, sadly protestantism is either for dummys or irl slopjaks today

My guy Martin was aryan but his teachings was diluted by (((low-church pastors)))

 

[myexdrew]

If Jesus real then why has SCIENCE not been able to turn water into wine? Prove that Christ cucks

 

[Flute]

If Jesus real then why has SCIENCE not been able to turn water into wine? Prove that Christ cucks

calm down korg

 

[h8em]

i've been thinking going methodist, someone get DOLL in here

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

i've been thinking going methodist, someone get DOLL in here

Presumably not a homo-affirming church…

 

[h8em]

Presumably not a homo-affirming church…

yea I was hoping to avoid anything like united methodist but now I'm probably just gonna continue with a catholic church as I was, i dunno why i sperged out and decided that there for a sec

 

[worldatwar]

yea I was hoping to avoid anything like united methodist but now I'm probably just gonna continue with a catholic church as I was, i dunno why i sperged out and decided that there for a sec

they worship saturn albeit

 

[h8em]

they worship saturn albeit

marge methodists or catholics

 

[worldatwar]

marge methodists or catholics

catholics

 

[h8em]

catholics

snopes now

 

[chudlocker]

would i still be non-denominational if i do like some of the stuff that orthodoxy does but definitely not all of it and i agree with different parts of different denominations but i cant decide and just resort to going to orthodox church sometimes im confused

 

[worldatwar]

would i still be non-denominational if i do like some of the stuff that orthodoxy does but definitely not all of it and i agree with different parts of different denominations but i cant decide and just resort to going to orthodox church sometimes im confused

yes

 

[korg]

Christianity > Stoicism
Saint Justin Martyr was beheaded for refusing to worship pagan gods by none other than Rusticus, teacher of Marcus Aurelius
....all under the rule of Marcus Aurelius

 

[shipment]

Dobbsian Hermeticism won, every other denomination is a crock of shit.

 

[korg]

Dobbsian Hermeticism won, every other denomination is a crock of shit.

worships baal^

 

[korg]

worships baal^

my bad, I meant moloch

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

my bad, I meant moloch

Don't you mean satan?

 

[korg]

Don't you mean satan?

same thing