Cobson is coal

[basil]

i like the name though. cobson

cobson. corn on the cob. heh. i would take a big bite out of him. eat him mashed. fried. or buttered. heh.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

cobson. corn on the cob. heh. i would take a big bite out of him. eat him mashed. fried. or buttered. heh.

 

[Plajeris Sojdžekauskas]

Self-insert is why I came to the soysphere.

 

[basil]

Self-insert is why I came to the soysphere.

based

 

[basil]

cobson. corn on the cob. heh. i would take a big bite out of him. eat him mashed. fried. or buttered. heh.

goddamn im hungry right now

 

[Plajeris Sojdžekauskas]

Coalson
Cuckson
Shitson
Slutson
Shit
Tier
Wojack
Period

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

cobson. corn on the cob. heh. i would take a big bite out of him. eat him mashed. fried. or buttered. heh.

 

[Thomsen]

ts ain't 2022 noob sybaungaupmtfoistg

Mfw 2022 is old

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Spadeson WABAG

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

 

[modderola]

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cord meme

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

cord meme

straight from Acro's asshole

 

[sabrina]

he starts becoming a gem when my ordinary life starts to play and the video becomes a super kino edit of the highest kailber with a catchy song

 

[modderola]

he starts becoming a gem when my ordinary life starts to play and the video becomes a super kino edit of the highest kailber with a catchy song

no he becomes a glistening gem with my life is like a video game song

 

[gem]

cobson *used* to be coal; remember, cobson was the first pure self-insert you couldn't really soyquote anyone with, akin to a devolution to predecessor xitter-wojaks
but alas, cobson was turned into a gem in the moment he claimed the 1 milly /s4s/ get. in that moment, the force of a million seething oldreal womans had turned cobson into not something forced- but an icon-- a paradigm of the new soyteen era cobson had ushered in. cobson had become more than his constitutent cob.
thus, the first recorded metamorphosis of a coal to a gem under pressure. PHD dissertations should be written on this topic. but even the hardest of crystals crack under sustained wear.

 

[korg]

>cobson *used* to be coal; remember, cobson was the first pure self-insert you couldn't really soyquote anyone with, akin to a devolution to predecessor xitter-wojaks
but alas, cobson was turned into a gem in the moment he claimed the 1 milly /s4s/ get. in that moment, the force of a million seething oldreal womans had turned cobson into not something forced- but an icon-- a paradigm of the new soyteen era cobson had ushered in. cobson had become more than his constitutent cob.
>thus, the first recorded metamorphosis of a coal to a gem under pressure. PHD dissertations should be written on this topic. but even the hardest of crystals crack under sustained wear.

 

[worldatwar]

cobson *used* to be coal; remember, cobson was the first pure self-insert you couldn't really soyquote anyone with, akin to a devolution to predecessor xitter-wojaks
but alas, cobson was turned into a gem in the moment he claimed the 1 milly /s4s/ get. in that moment, the force of a million seething oldreal womans had turned cobson into not something forced- but an icon-- a paradigm of the new soyteen era cobson had ushered in. cobson had become more than his constitutent cob.
thus, the first recorded metamorphosis of a coal to a gem under pressure. PHD dissertations should be written on this topic. but even the hardest of crystals crack under sustained wear.

spadeson mogs coalson

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

spadeson mogs coalson

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

cobson *used* to be coal; remember, cobson was the first pure self-insert you couldn't really soyquote anyone with, akin to a devolution to predecessor xitter-wojaks
but alas, cobson was turned into a gem in the moment he claimed the 1 milly /s4s/ get. in that moment, the force of a million seething oldreal womans had turned cobson into not something forced- but an icon-- a paradigm of the new soyteen era cobson had ushered in. cobson had become more than his constitutent cob.
thus, the first recorded metamorphosis of a coal to a gem under pressure. PHD dissertations should be written on this topic. but even the hardest of crystals crack under sustained wear.

A get doesn’t turn brimstone into a gem

 

[Warrior-Z]

There I said it. Cobson was always forced, useless for soyquoting (unless he has a spade tattoo) and only newcaca think he's a gem because of MUH HWABAG spva edits. He's also disproportionately used by self inserters.

Crappy ass take.