Cold Takes Thread

[Goot]

Post your cold takes, could be about nothing.

In my opinion, Human art is coal because it makes esoteric widely acclaimed artists seethe. This is coming from someone who never draws by the way.

 

[George Humphreys]

OP is a fággot (cold because everyone thinks this)

 

[Foggurt]

I'm a fat, lazy, trans dummyed noob

 

[Goot]

We need to build more tanks

 

[_account]

Goot should be lynched.

 

[Goot]

Goot should be beared.

 

[Faint]

Foids are dummyed but incels are straight up morons

(((SCHIZO WALL OF TEXT ALERTT)))

Imagine larping as a (((truecel))) on deadnoobstorage dot com only to have a pfp of some real womenme foid, look like a cacaot and be another gooner

I kinda see noobs like Meursault and Colorless' point considering foids are rare on der 'party and the ones that happen to try and adapt act a lot like pooners because of muh fuggen wholesum bald man drawings but once you fall for a foid you'll be falling into a trap. No matter how 'teeny they act they'll always be: a woman

 

[shekel]

Goot should be beared.

>beared: (gay slang) A large, hairy man, especially one who is homosexual.
Uh....

>beared: (sugarplum slang) A large, hairy man, especially one who is sugarplumsexual.
Uh....

fym Marge I literally provided the definition you stupid jeet

 

[_account]

>beared: (sugarplum slang) A large, hairy man, especially one who is sugarplumsexual.
Uh....

So goot wants to be giftbombed by le hombre?

 

[Goot]

>beared: (sugarplum slang) A large, hairy man, especially one who is sugarplumsexual.
Uh....

>dictionaries in jartystan

 

[shipment]

Foids are jolly good but incels are straight up morons

(((SCHIZO WALL OF TEXT ALERTT)))

Imagine larping as a (((Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come))) on deadbad boystorage dot com only to have a pfp of some real womenme foid, look like a snowman and be another nutcracker

I kinda see noobs like Meursault and Colorless' point considering foids are rare on der 'party and the ones that happen to try and adapt act a lot like pooners because of muh fuggen wholesum bald man drawings but once you fall for a foid you'll be falling into a trap. No matter how 'teeny they act they'll always be: a woman

Being a moronic incel sub-human freak is aryan nusoi.

 

[Faint]

Being a moronic Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come sub-human freak is good boy nusoi.

Filtered it again award

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I don't have boring opinions

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Rape is cool as hell

 

[_account]

The one ring in lotr is a metaphor for US dollar hegemony (everyone knows this)