College General Thread

[catjakker]

i hate how the term "college" is used in post-soviet countries, because it really isn't a college and has no business being called that

 

[joachim]

I'm a drop out

 

[supersage]

does advanced welding school in another country count

 

[catjakker]

I'm a drop out

smile bro you escaped the matrix

 

[CX2]

i thought i was supposed to do dual enrollment this year but i think my mom realized how dummyed i am

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

i thought i was supposed to do dual enrollment this year but i think my mom realized how dummyed i am

I did dual enrollment English with my local community college during my senior year. Shit was so cash, I was getting an AP level multiplier on my grades without having to do AP level work, and I was getting credits I could use to skip gen Ed’s with, IDK why anyone would do any of the AP English courses where you have to do more work and grind for a pain in the ass exam at the end

 

[Juaco_2]

i was in math class and some bad driver cacaot was wearing a shirt with what looked like a baby demon thing playing a trumpet longer than it's height. big fucking problem was that the baby demon had a penis the length of the trumpet. i only noticed it after the period was almost over and the guy's backpack was lowered enough to see it. there was only me and some girl behind this mf but the foid didn't care. i legit don't know what to say, why do we have to live like this and act like all's fine and dandy when you know people like this are freely walking around in broad daylight and nobody else gives a fuck, why God

 

[catjakker]

i was in math class and some bad driver cacaot was wearing a shirt with what looked like a baby demon thing playing a trumpet longer than it's height. big fucking problem was that the baby demon had a penis the length of the trumpet. i only noticed it after the period was almost over and the guy's backpack was lowered enough to see it. there was only me and some girl behind this mf but the foid didn't care. i legit don't know what to say, why do we have to live like this and act like all's fine and dandy when you know people like this are freely walking around in broad daylight and nobody else gives a fuck, why God

just beat up people you don't like theory

 

[Sloppyjakky]

College is pretty easy if you just put in enough time and go to office hours and keep up with assignments, even the tricky courses aren't so bad if just do that
I was able to shitpost on the Sharty throughout most of my college years all day and end up with a degree and a good GPA

I just skip everything and lie to my parents by saying that I actually did good in said class

 

[FoidHatercel1488]

I only go to college because it's free for me

 

[Juaco_2]

just beat up people you don't like theory

i wish we could but if you're normal you'll get locked up for 20 years plus any stupid rules and you'll most likely get murdered in prison beforehand. meanwhile shitskins could commit crimes and they'll be releases like 72 times before they ineveitably go on a killing rampage. i'm hoping society starts waking up more that the revolution will hit since the people who allow this are in power and you'll be sacrificing everything at the wrong time.

 

[catjakker]

i wish we could but if you're normal you'll get locked up for 20 years plus any stupid rules and you'll most likely get murdered in prison beforehand. meanwhile shitskins could commit crimes and they'll be releases like 72 times before they ineveitably go on a killing rampage. i'm hoping society starts waking up more that the revolution will hit since the people who allow this are in power and you'll be sacrificing everything at the wrong time.

there's no way you can get 20 years for beating some literalwho, not unless you beat him to a pulp o algo or if the guy is rich
the key to beating people up is planning on how and where you're gonna do it
>says the guy who haven't been in a fight since middle school

 

[catjakker]

 

[Nihilma]

I'm a drop out

Hey twin.

I'm a failure too, I put shame on my whole bloodline, generations past and to come. I am the stain of my family, murderer of it's renown and standing. I tarnish my name, defiled it down to levels below that of Judas, Cain, Brutus Adolf, Nero, Caligula. My corpse will be incinerated, my ashes thrown in the Ganges river to float amongst the human waste of thousands of indians.

Honestly, it's a shame and a sadness I never managed to overcome my deepseated procrastination issues, and my inability to work behind a desk. But tbh I am happy now working in manual labor. I think it is also more healthy, and probably more useful in the world ot come.

 

[Lateral]

@Sloppyjakky‘s worst enemy ITT

 

[Chloroform]

I'm a drop out

I dropped out too but in my case that was the best desicion in my life
For your entire life you feel like you getting dragged by your hand somewhere and like no matter what time is it you can't rest because you know that eventually you would need to go somewhere
But after I broke that cycle I felt what freedom is for the first time
Tho, I was only able to do that cause I already have money, so...
College and education is a scam in general because holy shit if I spent more money on this bullshit that would be literal waste of resources and time
So happened that right after that AI was beginning to get big and now the economy of the entire world is so unstable there is no reason to go and learn anything if it's not something actual real like plumbing or medical degree

 

[shekel]

I'm a drop out

I got expelled for yelling noob on campus

 

[sdgdfsdfjhyrtjtyutyuytq]

I got expelled for yelling noob on campus

@Goot is a SPED dummy who got kicked out of college for insulting America's Gods

 

[kriper2004]

@Goot is a SPED dummy who got kicked out of college for insulting America's Gods

wrong goot genius

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

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I miss being 15 but nothing beyond that, that’s when it all went to shit