Confession

[supersage]

It was me, yes me who ran @Goot all along, it was a social experiment to see how long I could get away with being a cringey sperg on the site, I'm not the one from the schlog, I sniped his name and had my friend run it until August last year when I took over.

>are you actually dutch?
No I'm German, my family comes from the Congo, my picture is AI generated.

>why reveal this?
I felt immensely guilty becoming a trusted head janny while also being the persona of Goot.

>are you actually flvffeeler88?
No, but I decided to heavily play into it, I won't reveal who runs it though.


I hope you all can forgive me for doing some mist-tier samecacaing.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

how come the goot account joined on 4/21 while your account joined on 6/12

 

[supersage]

how come the goot account joined on 4/21 while your account joined on 6/12

I never really cared about soyjaks but my friend got tired of running the account so I had to make a main account here too, to not ruin the persona, and also to add some good old fashioned samecaca dialogue/artificial arguments

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

@G00T

 

[supersage]

@G00T

Sorry you had to find out like this

 

[supersage]

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It was me, yes me who ran @Goot all along, it was a social experiment to see how long I could get away with being a cringey sperg on the site, I'm not the one from the schlog, I sniped his name and had my friend run it until August last year when I took over.

>are you actually dutch?
No I'm German, my family comes from the Congo, my picture is AI generated.

>why reveal this?
I felt immensely guilty becoming a trusted head janny while also being the persona of Goot.

>are you actually flvffeeler88?
No, but I decided to heavily play into it, I won't reveal who runs it though.


I hope you all can forgive me for doing some mist-tier samecacaing.

Added some more stuff some users asked me in DMs:

>Do you actually goon to furry porn?
No. I do however use the vooey and fooey.

>Who was toniylijani then?
Largely me, occasionally my friend who ran it, both on the booru and here.

>Will you remain janny?
Yes, Gootists will stay in control.

>Show us proof
I already made arrangements with a certain user on soybooru to sell the account in exchange for boorubux, under the condition he never posts rulebreaking content. So ironicially enough, you *MIGHT* see the real Goot from now on

>Do you actually hate @cargo?
No, MLP is aryan.

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

I already made arrangements with a certain user on soybooru to sell the account in exchange for boorubux,

>inb4 its revealed that N_A bought the account

 

[Lateral]

Added some more stuff some users asked me in DMs:

>Do you actually goon to furry porn?
No. I do however use the vooey and fooey.

>Who was toniylijani then?
Largely me, occasionally my friend who ran it, both on the booru and here.

>Will you remain janny?
Yes, Gootists will stay in control.

>Show us proof
I already made arrangements with a certain user on soybooru to sell the account in exchange for boorubux, under the condition he never posts rulebreaking content. So ironicially enough, you *MIGHT* see the real Goot from now on

>Do you actually hate @cargo?
No, MLP is aryan.

1. What is your favorite pony?
2. What is your favorite Pokemon character?
3. If you could give one user of the site a million dollars, who would it be?
4. If you could kill one current or former user of the site, who would it be?
5. What are your pronouns?
6. Is Turkey white?
7. What is your full legal name?
8. What is your favorite FOTM forced real womanslop?
9. How many times have you had sex, and how many of those times were consensual?
10. What is your favorite non-Shroom website?

 

[supersage]

1. What is your favorite pony?
2. What is your favorite Pokemon character?
3. If you could give one user of the site a million dollars, who would it be?
4. If you could kill one current or former user of the site, who would it be?
5. What are your pronouns?
6. Is Turkey white?
7. What is your full legal name?
8. What is your favorite FOTM forced real womanslop?
9. How many times have you had sex, and how many of those times were consensual?
10. What is your favorite non-Shroom website?

1. Applejack
2. Cinderace and Riuolu
3. 50/50 split between cargo and frogking
4. @CX2
5. Glownoob.
6. Depends, Istanbul and West of it? Yes, East? No.
7. Glownoob.
8. Averi
9. 90 and 0
10. tryveo3 because it's funny as fuck

 

[StudioExcréments]

This is'nt true i was the computer and he just gooned to the electric pokemon thing, the real shlog goot sold this guy his account.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>Do you actually goon to furry porn?
No.

NAG

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I believe this

 

[supersage]

NAG

I mean if you want here, have the password and check for yourself. Check DMs

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

It's fucking real...

 

[Goot]

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It was me, yes me who ran @Goot all along, it was a social experiment to see how long I could get away with being a cringey sperg on the site, I'm not the one from the schlog, I sniped his name and had my friend run it until August last year when I took over.

>are you actually dutch?
No I'm German, my family comes from the Congo, my picture is AI generated.

>why reveal this?
I felt immensely guilty becoming a trusted head janny while also being the persona of Goot.

>are you actually flvffeeler88?
No, but I decided to heavily play into it, I won't reveal who runs it though.


I hope you all can forgive me for doing some mist-tier samecacaing.

You're so genuinely unfunny it's insane

 

[dap]

this would have baited me if i wasn't playing gartic phone with this furry dummy a few months ago

 

[Goot]

this would have baited me if i wasn't playing gartic phone with this furry dummy a few months ago

??

 

[ChadsEatPaste]

You're so genuinely unfunny it's insane

stop samecacaing your own thread cuz

 

[supersage]

stop samecacaing your own thread cuz

Sorry I'll stop

 

[catjakker]

goot mass psychosis