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[Sloppyjakky]

 

[Sloppyjakky]

HOLY FUCK

 

[Sloppyjakky]

HOLY FUCK
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im not making ts up
Steam Machine (https://store.steampowered.com/sale/steammachine)

 

[Apeson]

HOLY FUCK
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You VILL buy ze cuck cube

 

[pig]

HOLY FUCK
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geeeg how is the CPU only six cores?
the xbox series s retains the 8-core Zen 2 CPU of the series x, just underclocked. in fact the CPU is the least compromised component

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

HOLY FUCK
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JSID

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Still no word on the Frame prices (which is all I care about, I already have a mid-range gaming laptop from 2020 that'll perform similar to a Steam Machine), if they're going to be this bad then I might as well just buy a PSVR2 and call it a day

 

[Sloppyjakky]

JSID

i fucking knew it would be 1000 obamabucks
$300-$400 more expensive than the series X and PS5 wtf

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i fucking knew it would be 1000 obamabucks
$300-$400 more expensive than the series X and PS5 wtf

valve couldn't sell the steam machine at a loss to get the ecosystem going could they

 

[Idkchud]

HOLY FUCK
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holy shit that's ugly.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

all of the sheep who trusted asha saarma just got fucked in the ass kek
Updated XBOX Console Prices - XBOX Wire (https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/06/25/xbox-console-price-update/)

 

[RandalSoy]

HOLY FUCK
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dood valve HATES its userbase!

 

[Onzikin]

dood valve HATES its userbase!

Deserved after the gorillion videos of soyboys praising valve like it's the best corporation in existence.

 

[shekel]

dood valve HATES its userbase!

How do you know this term?

 

[shekel]

@RandalSoy

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Reddit - Please wait for verification (https://www.reddit.com/r/dbrand/comments/1uivg8m/rip_companion_cube/)
DBrand is the most dummyed company in existence and they deserve to go bankrupt. Fucking dummys
>reddit link lol
TL;DR: They announced a Companion Cube case for the Steam Machine, for some reason they never felt the need to discuss this with Valve, Valve unsurprisingly C&Ds them for making something with their IP without their permission

 

[Apeson]

Reddit - Please wait for verification (https://www.reddit.com/r/dbrand/comments/1uivg8m/rip_companion_cube/)
DBrand is the most dummyed company in existence and they deserve to go bankrupt. Fucking dummys
>reddit link lol
TL;DR: They announced a Companion Cube case for the Steam Machine, for some reason they never felt the need to discuss this with Valve, Valve unsurprisingly C&Ds them for making something with their IP without their permission

a new level of incompetence

 

[modderola]

Steam Machine will VVIN and it will come bundled with Half Life 3.

sam altman prevented this,and now he must die an excruciating death

 

[modderola]

all of the sheep who trusted asha saarma just got fucked in the ass kek
Updated XBOX Console Prices - XBOX Wire (https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/06/25/xbox-console-price-update/)

HOLY FUCK
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All of this is due to ram manufacturers focusing on selling to AI data centers instead of producing consumer ram and thus causing a massive memory shortage

 

[modderola]

Deserved after the gorillion videos of soyboys praising valve like it's the best corporation in existence.

>praising valve like it's the best corporation in existence.