Could you kill a dinosaur?

[ATWA ya dig?]

Pretty simple. No weapons except for what's in your environment.
I think it would be really easy, at least for me. I'm pretty sreal womang so I really wouldn't even need to sharpen a stick or anything, as long as it's a nice dense wood.

If we're talking something like a T-Rex I think that would be easiest. Close the distance, they're slow and have low reach. I'd just get right up underneath and start running my sick through it's legs and underbelly until it collapses. Once it falls, I'd finish in his eyes, giving easy access to the brain and killing it pretty instantly.

Something like a velociraptor? Little harder, I'd have to side-step it's charge (still not difficult), grab it's neck, hoisting myself onto it's back, and then snapping the neck. Again, not a challenge. The biggest danger would be falling off at high speeds after I swiftly kill it.

Stegosaurus? I'd get behind it and use it's back-plates like a set of stairs, climbing up onto it's back, resting myself between the plates so I can't be flung off. Then, I'd just break one of it's plates off and drive it into the base of it's skull, severing the spinal cord. Seems easy to do without any risk of even so much as nicking my finger.

People always treat them as if they'd be impossible to defend against if they existed in the modern world, and that's probably true for women, children, and homosexuals, but I don't think a man would have much difficulty at all.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I'd just wait for them to starve to death and I easily win

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I'd just wait for them to starve to death and I easily win

that or I just wait until meteors come

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

that or I just wait until meteors come

Being a mammal and hiding in caves strategy is undefeated.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

@1969 or Something can you stop reacting and give an actual response

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

@1969 or Something can you stop reacting and give an actual response

 

[shekel]

Chickens are taxonomically dinosaurs, and I've slaughtered one before.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

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I was just typing that out before you responded

 

[Twostripe]

shit nodino saurs about

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Chickens are taxonomically dinosaurs, and I've slaughtered one before.

that would mean every farmer is a dinosaur killer

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Chickens are taxonomically dinosaurs, and I've slaughtered one before.

Now imagine it was a giant chicken.
Still, not an issue. I'd bait it into pecking, getting it's beak stuck in a tree. Then I climb up, holding it's comb for stability, and drive my spear through the back of it's neck, severing the fragile spinal cord instantly

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Now imagine it was a giant chicken.
Still, not an issue. I'd bait it into pecking, getting it's beak stuck in a tree. Then I climbed up, holding it's comb for stability, and drive my spear through the back of it's neck, severing the fragile spinal cord instantly

chickens get scared if you walk even near them though

 

[Twostripe]

I think I could solo anyone from The Land Before Time.

 

[shekel]

chickens get scared if you walk even near them though

@Hillel Hartmann we need your expertise

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

chickens get scared if you walk even near them though

Not if you're smaller than them. They're actually rather viscous towards mice. I watched a chicken one-shot a mouse while sprinting after it and then swallow it whole.

 

[shipment]

I'd fight it in the ocean. Seeing as it can't swim it'd drown instantly and I would become the victor.

 

[shipment]

Not if you're smaller than them. They're actually rather viscous towards mice. I watched a chicken one-shot a mouse while sprinting after it and then swallow it whole.

Terrible... Just terrible...

 

[Apolloyon]

Okay but what would happen if you had a BBC in this scenario?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Okay but what would happen if you had a BBC in this scenario?

I'd use it to summon Claus and we'd BBC-Beatdown the dinosaurs sprunki-style

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'd use it to summon Claus and we'd BBC-Beatdown the dinosaurs sprunki-style