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Name: Subject-063
Codename: █ █████████
Thread level: Code Bravo (Highest threat level ever seen by a subject)
Description:
Subject-063 also known as █ █████████ is the one of the biggest threads that soysphere (and possibly the world) faces nowadays.
Originally a schlong user, after Erotically roleplaying with a user known as ██ █████████ his inner gene mutations woke up and turned him into a monster that knows nothing but grooming and hunting down minor (Also he likes to rape adults too see article "██████ rape incident" but adults are lower on his priority list).
Subject-063 generally uses a KABAR-02 Military Grade knife to attack his victims with dangeours...
bubsy caca
drank a bottle of piss he found on the ground because he it was orange juice
got caught by his dad watching interracial fart porn and is now homeless
only thing he took with him is a bubsy plushie that he bore out and fucked
posts on the booru using mobile data he gets from stealing phones and taking their microchips
i cant think of anything else
 
The embedder is a noob that embeds subliminal messages and images such as 'p, 'cord invites, real woman propaganda and many more. Xhe is allegedly the vengeful spirit of the jarty and jassy. Xhe's also know for xhis alleged facedox which xhis skin tone is a light ashy gray and having the number 6 painted on xhis forehead
 
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Name: Subject-063
Codename: █ █████████
Thread level: Code Bravo (Highest threat level ever seen by a subject)
Description:
Subject-063 also known as █ █████████ is the one of the biggest threads that soysphere (and possibly the world) faces nowadays.
Originally a schlong user, after Erotically roleplaying with a user known as ██ █████████ his inner gene mutations woke up and turned him into a monster that knows nothing but grooming and hunting down minor (Also he likes to rape adults too see article "██████ rape incident" but adults are lower on his priority list).
Subject-063 generally uses a KABAR-02 Military Grade knife to attack his victims with dangeours slashes and he can also shapeshift into other victims using the decapitated head of Subject-80085 a trans man with shapeshifting abilities ( also knows as Teresa ███████). Subject-063 will use this decapitated head to shapeshift to fool his victims. At first he will look normal but over time the mimic will start to ask weird qquestions like "Grandparents Asleep yet?" or "I want to see your 4 inch pecker". At later stages their eyes are slowly going to turn black and repeat those weird questions a lot faster.Its also noted that Subject-063 in his mimic stage will start to melt his mimic and enter his "attack" stage.(See article-421: https://soyjak.forum/threads/which-...o-meet-in-a-dark-alley.1982/page-4#post-49218). It is also noted that Subject-063 can "teleport", Subject-063 will use paranormal abilities to "teleport" to lockers or dark corners and even "teleport" behind victims if they are not careful but most of the time Subject-063 will use this ability to play with his victims and kill them in extraordinary ways after 10 or so minutes. Looking at Subject-063's face for a long moment (5 seconds) will cause some problematic side effect (Insomnia, Hallucinations that look like Subject-063, vomitting and Schizophrenia). Subject-063 is possibly a hybird of Subject-001 (Also known as rapeson by the public) and Subject-617 (Feral soyak) because Subject-063 yields the ability to scare and cause side effect just by his presence like Subject-001, leap (They can usually leap 3 or 4 meters) and use knifes to hunt down his victims like Subject-621 (Note for any future readers: After the interaction Subject-063 had with J.E.T. [Janny Execution Team] The J.E.T. General "Small████" would also like to add that the Subject-063 can also turn tranparent like subject-621 so you need to have good eyes to spot him while he is transparent). If you ever found yourself in a situation with Subject-063 try to grab a object for self defense (Like a wooden chair or a kitchen knife) because he has a low pain endurance (that doesn't mean that he is easy to hit, Subject-063 has a really fast reaction time and a really fast body to counteract the low pain endurance as J.E.T. couldn't land a single shot against Subject-063 because of his extraordinary leaps).
 
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Name: Subject-063
Codename: █ █████████
Thread level: Code Bravo (Highest threat level ever seen by a subject)
Description:
Subject-063 also known as █ █████████ is the one of the biggest threads that soysphere (and possibly the world) faces nowadays.
Originally a schlong user, after Erotically roleplaying with a user known as ██ █████████ his inner gene mutations woke up and turned him into a monster that knows nothing but grooming and hunting down minor (Also he likes to rape adults too see article "██████ rape incident" but adults are lower on his priority list).
Subject-063 generally uses a KABAR-02 Military Grade knife to attack his victims with dangeours slashes and he can also shpeshift into other victims using the decapitated head of Subject-80085 a trans man with shapeshifting abilities ( also knows as Teresa ███████). Subject-063 will use this decapitated head to shapeshift to fool his victims. At first he will look normal but over time the mimic will start to ask weird qquestions like "Grandparents Asleep yet?" or "I want to see your 4 inch pecker". At later stages their eyes are slowly going to turn black and repeat those weird questions a lot faster.Its also noted that Subject-063 in his mimic stage will start to melt his mimic and enter his "attack" stage.(See article-421: https://soyjak.forum/threads/which-...o-meet-in-a-dark-alley.1982/page-4#post-49218). It is also noted that Subject-063 can "teleport", Subject-063 will use paranormal abilities to "teleport" to lockers or dark corners and even "teleport" behind victims if they are not careful but most of the time Subject-063 will use this ability to play with his victims and kill them in extraordinary ways after 10 or so minutes. Looking at Subject-063's face for a long moment (5 seconds) will cause some problematic side effect (Insomnia, Hallucinations that look like Subject-063, vomitting and Schizophrenia). Subject-063 is possibly a hybird of Subject-001 (Also known as rapeson by the public) and Subject-617 (Feral soyak) because Subject-063 yields the ability to scare and cause side effect just by his presence like Subject-001 and leap (They can usually leap 3 or 4 meters) and use knifes to hunt down his victims like Subject-621 (Note for any future readers: After the interaction Subject-063 had with J.E.T. [Janny Execution Team] The J.E.T. General "Small████" would also like to add that the Subject-063 can also turn tranparent like subject-621 so you need to have good eyes to spot him while he is transparent). If you ever found yourself in a situation with Subject-063 try to grab a object for self defense (Like a wooden chair or a kitchen knife) because he has a low pain endurance (that doesn't mean that he is easy to hit, Subject-063 has a really fast reaction time and a really fast body to counteract the low pain endurance as J.E.T. couldn't land a single shot against Subject-063 because of his extraordinary leaps).
Horrifying gem, I wonder if anyone can top this.
 
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Name: Subject-063
Codename: █ █████████
Thread level: Code Bravo (Highest threat level ever seen by a subject)
Description:
Subject-063 also known as █ █████████ is the one of the biggest threads that soysphere (and possibly the world) faces nowadays.
Originally a schlong user, after Erotically roleplaying with a user known as ██ █████████ his inner gene mutations woke up and turned him into a monster that knows nothing but grooming and hunting down minor (Also he likes to rape adults too see article "██████ rape incident" but adults are lower on his priority list).
Subject-063 generally uses a KABAR-02 Military Grade knife to attack his victims with dangeours slashes and he can also shpeshift into other victims using the decapitated head of Subject-80085 a trans man with shapeshifting abilities ( also knows as Teresa ███████). Subject-063 will use this decapitated head to shapeshift to fool his victims. At first he will look normal but over time the mimic will start to ask weird qquestions like "Grandparents Asleep yet?" or "I want to see your 4 inch pecker". At later stages their eyes are slowly going to turn black and repeat those weird questions a lot faster.Its also noted that Subject-063 in his mimic stage will start to melt his mimic and enter his "attack" stage.(See article-421: https://soyjak.forum/threads/which-...o-meet-in-a-dark-alley.1982/page-4#post-49218). It is also noted that Subject-063 can "teleport", Subject-063 will use paranormal abilities to "teleport" to lockers or dark corners and even "teleport" behind victims if they are not careful but most of the time Subject-063 will use this ability to play with his victims and kill them in extraordinary ways after 10 or so minutes. Looking at Subject-063's face for a long moment (5 seconds) will cause some problematic side effect (Insomnia, Hallucinations that look like Subject-063, vomitting and Schizophrenia). Subject-063 is possibly a hybird of Subject-001 (Also known as rapeson by the public) and Subject-617 (Feral soyak) because Subject-063 yields the ability to scare and cause side effect just by his presence like Subject-001, leap (They can usually leap 3 or 4 meters) and use knifes to hunt down his victims like Subject-621 (Note for any future readers: After the interaction Subject-063 had with J.E.T. [Janny Execution Team] The J.E.T. General "Small████" would also like to add that the Subject-063 can also turn tranparent like subject-621 so you need to have good eyes to spot him while he is transparent). If you ever found yourself in a situation with Subject-063 try to grab a object for self defense (Like a wooden chair or a kitchen knife) because he has a low pain endurance (that doesn't mean that he is easy to hit, Subject-063 has a really fast reaction time and a really fast body to counteract the low pain endurance as J.E.T. couldn't land a single shot against Subject-063 because of his extraordinary leaps).
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View attachment 19622
Name: Subject-063
Codename: █ █████████
Thread level: Code Bravo (Highest threat level ever seen by a subject)
Description:
Subject-063 also known as █ █████████ is the one of the biggest threads that soysphere (and possibly the world) faces nowadays.
Originally a schlong user, after Erotically roleplaying with a user known as ██ █████████ his inner gene mutations woke up and turned him into a monster that knows nothing but grooming and hunting down minor (Also he likes to rape adults too see article "██████ rape incident" but adults are lower on his priority list).
Subject-063 generally uses a KABAR-02 Military Grade knife to attack his victims with dangeours slashes and he can also shapeshift into other victims using the decapitated head of Subject-80085 a trans man with shapeshifting abilities ( also knows as Teresa ███████). Subject-063 will use this decapitated head to shapeshift to fool his victims. At first he will look normal but over time the mimic will start to ask weird qquestions like "Grandparents Asleep yet?" or "I want to see your 4 inch pecker". At later stages their eyes are slowly going to turn black and repeat those weird questions a lot faster.Its also noted that Subject-063 in his mimic stage will start to melt his mimic and enter his "attack" stage.(See article-421: https://soyjak.forum/threads/which-...o-meet-in-a-dark-alley.1982/page-4#post-49218). It is also noted that Subject-063 can "teleport", Subject-063 will use paranormal abilities to "teleport" to lockers or dark corners and even "teleport" behind victims if they are not careful but most of the time Subject-063 will use this ability to play with his victims and kill them in extraordinary ways after 10 or so minutes. Looking at Subject-063's face for a long moment (5 seconds) will cause some problematic side effect (Insomnia, Hallucinations that look like Subject-063, vomitting and Schizophrenia). Subject-063 is possibly a hybird of Subject-001 (Also known as rapeson by the public) and Subject-617 (Feral soyak) because Subject-063 yields the ability to scare and cause side effect just by his presence like Subject-001, leap (They can usually leap 3 or 4 meters) and use knifes to hunt down his victims like Subject-621 (Note for any future readers: After the interaction Subject-063 had with J.E.T. [Janny Execution Team] The J.E.T. General "Small████" would also like to add that the Subject-063 can also turn tranparent like subject-621 so you need to have good eyes to spot him while he is transparent). If you ever found yourself in a situation with Subject-063 try to grab a object for self defense (Like a wooden chair or a kitchen knife) because he has a low pain endurance (that doesn't mean that he is easy to hit, Subject-063 has a really fast reaction time and a really fast body to counteract the low pain endurance as J.E.T. couldn't land a single shot against Subject-063 because of his extraordinary leaps).
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A boogyman who is a literal glowie from the CIA who's job is to monitor the soysphere for clittycels, but he ends up liking the culture so he becomes a legitimate user and even gives tidbits of classified information to keyed users.
I just imagine like some 30 year old guy in a suit and tie talking to 16 year olds online about fnf pedo jerdeecuck and other bald men with glasses
 
@SUPERnoob
I am (me) the most evilest noob ever i am super dangerous and import because my giant giga multicolored cock randomly elongates when i see soytan and it elongates so much that it ends up shooting people with a illegal automatic assault fire arm weapon and like i did 9/11 and october 7 (7 is also the number of times i am featured in years long video essays about my evil crimes that everybody cares about because im important and very famous)
 
@SUPERnoob
I am (me) the most evilest noob ever i am super dangerous and import because my giant giga multicolored cock randomly elongates when i see soytan and it elongates so much that it ends up shooting people with a illegal automatic assault fire arm weapon and like i did 9/11 and october 7 (7 is also the number of times i am featured in years long video essays about my evil crimes that everybody cares about because im important and very famous)
I know it's meant to be esl on purpose but I'm geniunely having a stroke trying to read thiy
 
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