D&D adventure thread game NOW

[grimmki]

resources on how to play
magic

general gamelpay

if you want to make a player character move and attack you would post something like this

[GOOT] walks 20ft forward and tries to swing his sword at disgusting cargo creature
or talking would be something like this
[GOOT] talks to cargo and says "stupid fuggen pony fucker"

and then i would roll for your command when i check the thread when you have reaction it will be a plus one on your roll

also it is turn based so you cant make a command for cargo while it isn't the character's turn

i will soon post the character sheets soon and start the game soon
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[saskatoon pajeeta]

nëgfêr

 

[grimmki]

FUGGEN PDFS ARENT ALLOWED!!!

 

[grimmki]

ill post a link to the character sheets soon

 

[grimmki]

here is the character sheets

BRIDGET
https://file.garden/atVTM5DZhGhCEAjO/bridget updated.pdf
LEE GOLDSON
https://file.garden/atVTM5DZhGhCEAjO/lee goldson updated.pdf

CARGO
https://file.garden/atVTM5DZhGhCEAjO/cargo updated.pdf​

 

[grimmki]

i will type in big purple text for when i narrate i will start now

 

[grimmki]

in the city of neverwinter a dwarf named DOLL asked you to bring a wagonload of provisions to a rough and tumble settlement of fandlin

a couple of days travel southeast of the city.
doll was clearly excited and more than a little secretive about his reasons for the trip

saying only that he and is brothers had found "something big" and that he'd pay you ten gold pieces each for escorting hi supplies safely to barthen's provisions a trading post in fandlin.

he then set out ahead of you on horse along with a warrior escort named apeson, claiming he needed to arrive early to "take care of business"

you have spent the last few days following the high road south from neverwinter and you've just recently veered east along the triboar trail. you have encountered no trouble yet but these lands can be dangerous with bandits have known to lurk on such trails

 

[grimmki]

you have been on the triboar trial for about half a day bridget has been the one mostly steering the wagon that is being pulled by 2 bulls while the other 2 rest in the wagon

from a far bridget see a single dead horse on the trial
now its fuggen bridget's turn or something you nusois can command xer now

 

[Lateral]

[BRIDGET] Try to sacrifice the horse to your God o algo

 

[grimmki]

bump

 

[grimmki]

[BRIDGET] Try to sacrifice the horse to your God o algo

bridget gets off the wagon and when xhe does the bulls stop pulling the wagon and then bridget approaches the dead horses

she sees there is crude arrows stuck onto the horses and she starts bashing one of the dead horses with her mace and talking about some weird God and talking in a tongue that no one knows saying things like "ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ"

 

[grimmki]

cargo notices the wagon stops and gets out of it

it is now cargo's turn

 

[rittie]

*rolls a nat 20 and kills you (the gm)*

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I don't know what I'm doing.

Err, I say Cargo lifts up his tutu and does a trans affirming spin like a ballerina because it will hopefully appease the ancient mythological creature. The false "God".

 

[grimmki]

I don't know what I'm doing.

Err, I say Cargo lifts up his tutu and does a trans affirming spin like a ballerina because it will hopefully appease the ancient mythological creature. The false "God".

after cargo gets off the wagon he stares at bridget and then the little ginger gnome starts spinning like a ballerina

lee goldson sees from the wagon that cargo is spinning then he decides to get off the wagon
it is now lee goldson's turn

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Lee Goldson bitch slaps Cargo back into reality and talks the gang into appeasing the foreign God with cheese or something like that, yeah

 

[grimmki]

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Lee Goldson bitch slaps Cargo back into reality and talks the gang into appeasing the foreign God with cheese or something like that, yeah

I just realised I lost the plot. I scrolled up and read your earlier messages and then deviated back to this post. This doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Apologies in advance.

 

[grimmki]

I just realised I lost the plot. I scrolled up and read your earlier messages and then deviated back to this post. This doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Apologies in advance.

so you dont want to slap cargo

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

so you dont want to slap cargo

No, it's that I'm confused because is the foreign God relevant or not? Lateral referenced it a few posts ago and I