Do (you) know how to fight?

[HomelessProphet]

Are you trained in something or have you ever fought somone?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

No but I mugged someone once

 

[snuffereet]

No I'd get my ass kicked by toothpaste

 

[RandalSoy]

No I'm frail and would die in one punch. I thought play fighting with the neighbors when I was little would be funny once but I cried the second we started

 

[Monkey Man]

Are you trained in something or have you ever fought somone?

Yes, I learned from terry herself.

 

[HomelessProphet]

No but I mugged someone once

Imagine being a normgroid and find out that the guy who mugged by a guy who goes on "soyjak forum"

 

[pig]

Im fuckign shredded dude of course

 

[Goot]

I'm told to go for the eyes and then when they're blinded to stomp on the side of the torso and the head

 

[Herpes Trout]

I'm told to go for the eyes and then when they're blinded to stomp on the side of the torso and the head

Why permanently blind someone?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm told to go for the eyes and then when they're blinded to stomp on the side of the torso and the head

I would fold you in 30 seconds noob come to Illinois noob

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

ive never lost
but id probably lose to a big giy ive only ever beaten dudes my size
I am moderately trained but i am better at grappling

 

[Namefag]

I offered to fight basil once but he never took me up on it

 

[shipment]

Not really, did boxing and kickboxing as a young lad but I doubt that'd stand almost ten years later.

 

[HomelessProphet]

I would fold you in 30 seconds noob come to Illinois noob

Holy fucking gangsta reply I pissed myself

 

[snuffereet]

Yes I’m a black belt in Lesothan Jewjutsu

 

[shekel]

I went to a local martial arts school a few years ago and actually learnt some Krav Maga techniques, although I've never used them

 

[supersage]

Yes because I do manual labour and know simple combat sports from being in the Jaeger

 

[shekel]

I went to a local martial arts school a few years ago and actually learnt some Krav Maga techniques, although I've never used them

I don't actually I lied to sound cool

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I need to train, but I'm inherently good at grappling.
When my little brother was training we used to fight a lot, and despite not knowing shit I was able to hold my own.
Obviously, that won't translate to a real fight/self-defense situation, but I'm pretty proud of it

 

[_account]

Im fuckign shredded dude of course

Did you get too close to a house fan?

I need to train, but I'm inherently good at grappling.
When my little brother was training we used to fight a lot, and despite not knowing shit I was able to hold my own.
Obviously, that won't translate to a real fight/self-defense situation, but I'm pretty proud of it