DON'T USE THE SCHLOG

[Onzikin]

obsessed

You're like Squidward on that one episode with the magic shell

 

[Swarthy]

Question: Is my penis longer than 1 foot?

You may rely on it

 

[GQQT]

Question: Is RAW milk aryan?

Cannot predict now

 

[Apeson]

Question: Will brapzil -ack ximself one day?

My reply is no

 

[Swarthy]

Question: Is Lesotho white?

Signs point to yes

 

[korg]

Question: Are blackpillers gay?

My sources say no

 

[Onzikin]

Question: Does Steve have a bbc?

It is certain

 

[Chesnaught]

Question: Should I go antagonize someone?

It is decidedly so

 

[Swarthy]

Question: Am I obsessed?

Signs point to yes

 

[Onzikin]

Question: Is terrycrews ayayayay?

Outlook good

 

[korg]

Question: Are bodybuilders gay?

Cannot predict now

 

[chudlocker]

How does this work what

Question: Will this work

My sources say no

 

[worldatwar]

Question: did Xipe Totec win?

Most likely

 

[Apeson]

Question: Is froot a sloot for bibisea

Most likely

 

[Swarthy]

Question: Am I obsessed?

Signs point to yes

Question: Are you telling the truth?

Cannot predict now

 

[_account]

Question: should swarthy go throw piss at Hamass_2's house?

Yes – definitely

 

[korg]

Question: Are Turks KARABOGA?

Signs point to yes

 

[chudlocker]

kekwtf the 8ball is wrong

Question: Is the 8ball a malicious lying kike?

Without a doubt

 

[Chesnaught]

Question: Have you lied to me yet?

As I see it, yes

 

[Swarthy]

Question: Are you telling the truth?

Cannot predict now

Question: Do you hate niggers?

Without a doubt