dreams thread

[Sloppyjakky`]

Mental illness

nah it can't be

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I mean who tf goons to this?
soytan is really poverty faps bro please goon to something better you deserve better

 

[_73]

I mean who tf goons to this?
soytan is really poverty faps bro please goot to something better you deserve better
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Facts bro we all goon to soyniqua in 2026

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

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Facts bro we all goot to soyniqua in 2026

I know this is le silly joke but any soytan variant or soytan herself is starvation faps
She doesn't even have any good artwork dawg what are you gooning to bro??

 

[Username]

Around 3 years ago, I dreamt that I ate Jelly Bean edibles named "EVROPA REVIVAL" at some Indonesian Market (image was on the packaging). It contained drugs with no current name and I immediately had a seizure after having one (1) jelly bean.

 

[Goot]

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Around 3 years ago, I dreamt that I ate Jelly Bean edibles named "EVROPA REVIVAL" at some Indonesian Market (image was on the packaging). It contained drugs with no current name and I immediately had a seizure after having one (1) jelly bean.

Are you sure that was a dream or did it actually happen?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a dream that my snake bit my toe and ripped a huge chunk out, but my brother was getting ready to go to the mall with his friends and their was an emo baddie that I was getting along with so I just threw an extra sock on that foot and that was that. Woke up before we got to the mall

 

[_account]

Had a dream that my snake bit my toe and ripped a huge chunk out, but my brother was getting ready to go to the mall with his friends and their was an emo baddie that I was getting along with so I just threw an extra sock on that foot and that was that. Woke up before we got to the mall

 

[pig]

Last night i slept for 16 hours and all i remember is being at an Indian metro station and jumping from train to train like subway surfers it was fucking awesome
Then i jumped off like 15 feet unharmed and went to buy donuts but the dumb jeet couldnt understand "pink sprinkle donut" and i kept having to say it 5 times
and then i got arrested and woke up

 

[RandalSoy]

I had a quirk chungus trauma dream last night, It looked like if my life was turned into a silent hill horror game, I even loaded a quicksave at one point cause some creature almost killed me. All my family members were immobilized from genetic experiments and I was too scared to leave the house cause I thought he'd kill them if I ran away, In the end I had to eat a laced popsicle that made my skin bleed and woke up.
Idk why I still get dreams like this, I don't think about it otherwise

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a really long dream (woke up and fell back asleep 3 times in the same setting) in this hotel with my family. I had my own room, but my nephews wanted to stay with me so they and their parents slept over. My brother and his wife took one bed, and my nephews were jumping on the other, so I was stuck trying to fall asleep on a shitty couch with the lights on. This dream happened as I finally fell asleep after trying for an hour or two, so when I woke up around 5am I genuinely thought I hadn't slept.
I can't remember the second "form" of that dream much, but it was the same room with my niece and her mom. I got the feeling we were all traveling for a wedding, and I think it was December nearing Christmas, but I can't really tell. We ordered pizza and the delivery guy seemed to know my family.
The last dream was in the same hotel room but with both families. I tried grabbing a ton of pizza and escaping to a caged-off living room area so I could eat in peace, but I dropped a plate of pizza and got really pissed off. Then i spent about 15 minutes making two burgers, but when it came time to carry them into the living room I suddenly had like 6 and was balancing one plate on top of another, which I fucking dropped.
I woke up before I got to eat any of my remaining burgers.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had another dream that I was with my ex, and I lost her in a dollar tree for a while. Found her, then we went back to my old house where my brother gave me a ton of cocaine on a paper plate. We went back to dollar tree, me holding the paper plate full of blow out in the open without a care.
My ex was looking at something, and I tried to sneak a line while she wasn't looking, but it took forever to break up and she turned around right as I was coming up with coke all over my nose and mouth (now that I mention it, I didn't have any facial hair in the dream)
To my suprise, she was amused instead of pissed.
Went back home again and snuck the plate of blow past my mom, but she asked why my face was yellow. I was able to stash the plate before going back down and checking the mirror, but I looked totally fine. don't remember much else, but I was lost in a mall/school that I'd dreamt of before. That could have been another dream though maybe

 

[BRING BACK GËG]

Went to sleep last night and had to fight some stupid spirit thing in the jungle so I made a fingergun and shot it with energy from my index finger, it was hard to will it into happening doe.

 

[Smoot]

I had this terrifying dream a few days ago when I was very sick
It was some sort of hellish kind of meat kaleidoscope
I remember it had something to do with real women and judaism
Absolutely bone chilling, I've never been more unnerved

 

[Joseph]

My drreams when I take benadryl

 

[Juaco_2]

Last night i had a dream where i was kidnapped by an uncle that doesnt even exist and when i was there i was forced to play Dandy's World with him. i never played it so i was just running around in some outdoor playground like facility in the woods at night as some character i forgot. then after fucking around for a little i was taken out of the game by said uncle where he wanted me to draw inflation porn of the dandy's world characters. i think i got mad at him for wanting to jerk off to some dummyed looking cartoon characters on roblox instead of any hot woman on the internet but i think i got so heated i woke up from the dream.

I never did engineering in school though

i wish i had an engineering class, we were supposed to back in middle school but coronavirus raped everything and we missed out on everything.

 

[Mist]

Last night i had a dream where i was kidnapped by an uncle that doesnt even exist and when i was there i was forced to play Dandy's World with him. i never played it so i was just running around in some outdoor playground like facility in the woods at night as some character i forgot. then after fucking around for a little i was taken out of the game by said uncle where he wanted me to draw inflation porn of the dandy's world characters. i think i got mad at him for wanting to jerk off to some dummyed looking cartoon characters on roblox instead of any hot woman on the internet but i think i got so heated i woke up from the dream.

i wish i had an engineering class, we were supposed to back in middle school but coronavirus raped everything and we missed out on everything.

noob played Dandy's world in his dreams

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had another weird "vr skyrim" dream.
I knew I was playing a game with a few friends online, but it was all first person.
I think I may have had a similar dream before, because the puzzle in the room we were in was familiar.
I walked around having this sense that the solution was on the tip of my tongue, but I couldn't remember.
I tried this one set of levers, which caused that typical old video game "the exits are closed and here's waves of enemies" trope.
I had a sword/typical warrior build and fought them for a bit with my friends.

One thing that always happens when I have these dreams is that I can actually grab enemies and slam their heads into something to do damage.

Eventually things got worse and I was jumping around rubble in that room to get away. I think I was trying to let my health regenerate and had nothing to heal myself.

I had a bow, but I couldn't get shots off with it. I also had a "shout" of sorts which ended up being my main ranged attack.
It had a cooldown, but it was in the bottom corner of my "hud" and I couldn't focus on it.
Instead of actually shouting words, I had to will it to happen, and there were times when I just couldn't do it, and I couldn't tell if I just screwed up or if it was still on cool down
More and more enemies came and my "shout" and bow weren't helping. I thought about switching to magic to help my friends on the ground, but I knew I never used or leveled magic, and I wouldn't be able to do anything.

Eventually some enemies got to my perch, and my body just wasn't "responsive enough" to fight back.
I died and went into a spectator screen (like left 4 dead) watching my friends fight the battle.

I had the idea that they had to make it to a certain point to bring me back, I even pictured the whole "orange traced character showing through the wall" thing from left 4 dead. But that wasn't the case, I just had to leave and rejoin the server.

I don't really remember after that. I think the fighting was done when I "rejoined," I think that I might have helped my friend while spectating somehow.

 

[Nikizno]

I said this to him yesterday but i'll say it here too, soytan is only seen as attractive because she falls into that one genre of women that are popular online, they still don't have a real name despite their prevalence and whenever brought up are mostly referred to as stuff like >i can fix her
or >a muh heckin femcel , don't think those names are very accurate, but whatever you want to call them i think soytan is so popular even now because she atleast appeals to that type of dark haired, """femcel""" women that are largely not real.

She fits in the criteria of "women that are nerdy and terminally online like me" that what a lot of men desire.

 

[Swarthy]

Last night I had a dream that I got some kind of virus on my computer from using soybooru and it replaced my desktop files with all of this weird soyjak porn and in the dream it was so stressful that it woke me up