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dreams thread

Just up so excuse grammatical errors. I was lying in my bed in and around 10pm, home alone, watching YouTube on a tablet of some form. I forget what I was watching but I heard a tap on the window and went to investigate. I pulled the large blinds to either side and pulled up the black-out blinds only to see a Thomas the Tank Engine characters face peering over my neighbors dividing wall of foliage, ditch, whatever you want to call it. I close the blinds and called to my younger brother who was also home if he wanted anything from the shop, he said no so I went off and down to the shop. The dream fully transition to myself in the shop, still night, and I grabbed the 70c bag of sweets at the counter and a drink of some kind that I lost on the way home. There was nothing out of the ordinary in the shop. I came home, and for whatever reason my drive-way was staggeringly shorter and was missing the gate but anyways. I went inside sat down, ate the slop and heard a knock on the door from behind me, I'm in the kitchen at the moment by the way. I answered and saw someone I recognized in the dream, but not myself. It was an autistic YouTuber who made angry reviews of content, his channel was called "Percy (Something else, lost on me) 656". I told him promptly to fuck off but he side-stepped his way into the kitchen, thanks to the fact that my home didn't have a door anymore that I could slam, it simply vanished. I shouted my brother, told him once more to fuck off as he side-stepped to my table, sat down and started talking to me about something that I can't recall. I sat down beside him, he was taller then myself, not an accomplishment by any means but still, blonde Jewish afro, green eyes, white, and wore a white t-shirt with his channel icon on it, which was the same Thomas and the Tank Engine face I saw peering over the neighbors green wall. As I started talking to him he butted in and stated that "You have covid, you're breath smells of chlorine." before standing up and fidgeting around in place, obviously paniced. I told him that I had just recently ate a bag of sweets and I got the overwhelming sense he was going to rob the house, so I told him once more to leave, before he mumbled that he wanting to grab something for a video. He pulled out his phone and the light from it flashed green in his face, I freaked, ran to the kitchen cabinet and grabbed the largest knife I could find and told him to fuck off once more. At this point my younger brother left the room to see the commotion before commenting something about the money vault upstairs. This comment was followed by the autist scampering off and up the stairs in a flash before coming back wearing my fathers bathrobe with something bulging out the pocket and a random blonde foid I have never seen in my entire life. I flashed the knife in his face to no avail as he and that foid effortlessly side-stepped around me like we were opposing magnets and he darted off down the driveway. I was pissed at this point and slammed the front door, which at this point had returned.
 
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i dressed up as niko and i was at some big ass mall.

iirc i was taking flicks and some vendor sold me a lightbulb-shaped fragrance that was said to smell like paco rabanne invictus edp and azzaro the most wanted edp (it even glowed too).

there was also a short girl wearing a stitch onesie who called me a jew

that made me leak, so i sprayed the fragrance on her eyes and did the orange justice on her.
 
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ok so I had this dream a week ago but I don't remember the exact details
In the dream we get a new cat to our home and its name is "suicide" (I know weird but I didn't notice it at first) and my parents say that we are going to a town called "ambition" then I realized the cat's name was literally named SUICIDE I ask my parents but the second I do I get woken up by my phone's alarm
 
There was this brown tornado that touched down around where I live, and my neighbor's cat was running around outside, and it got caught in it.
My mom brought a baking dish to me. There was the cooked corpse of the cat and there was remnants of pasta and cheese around it. Apparently, she found it outside.
 
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I had a dream that I saw someone slowly crash into a wall, but it still completely totaled their car and I was pretty sure they died.
I also had a dream where I had to shoot someone, but I don't remember the context
 
All first person.
It began in another country then my own, I was in a small building resembling my shed that was built into the side of a shopping centre. The small building, more long than wide, was painted black all over with soft black padding on the floor. In the middle of the length was brown wooden support, and on the left side of the building was the entrance/exit, which wasn’t a door but rather a large pane of one black sided-glass. I was sat on the floor with three individuals, all teenage males on my side, on the other side beyond the support was approximately twenty children all wearing a black uniform. Black jumper, white undershirt, grey pants. Something was being read to the kids before three tall real womans all wearing military gear slammed through the glass-pane. They didn’t have any real woman identifiers but I just knew they were. They were all 6’5, black helmets, armour et cetera, and held fully black shotguns. I don’t recall if they had writing in white on them but that detail keeps popping up when I recall the dream. Anyhow, I lunged over to the tallest and grabbed the gun before wrangling it to tilt upward. The other two real womans stood and watched before one of the teenagers shot the three with a proper sreal womang little pistol of some kind. The kids were like deer in headlights and the other men were still. The shooter himself was tall and blonde, with a man-bun and a large forehead.

Myself and shooter up and left the building and walked down the road and out of the car park, it was around lunch time. The dream then faded in and out and we were both walking to what I felt was home, it was now late evening and the sky was shades of purple and orange. We were discussing something as we were walking down very Irish backroads, see picrel, the details on said discussion are lost on me but this chunk of the dream lasted two minutes before once more, there was another fade in and out. We were now in a humongous shopping centre, I suppose the right term would be mall as it was incredibly wide and incredibly long with a lot of vast open space, every inch littered with escalators and stores. There was a single elevator in the middle of the building that went from the ground floor to the roof, as none of the floors ever hit the centre of the room as escalopes were the main form of traversing the floors. Anyhow, we went on an escalator going down to the ground floor and towards the middle of the building where there was a sign for something relating to holidays. This other man left, we waved and I pivoted left while he went dead on. I was headed towards apartments that resided on the bottom floor. The hallway didn’t have a seamless transition into the ground floor as it existed up and off the ground as if it were completely separate and stapled in, it’s hard to describe. The hallway of the apartment complex itself, which I walked down, had a orangey brown floor and pale yellow walls, the doors all being dark oak.

(SNCA SECTION)
Finally, the dream faded in and out to a store within the mall. It was a small store, all grey and worn out in design, being the length of eight people stretching their arms out wide by the same long. In the middle was a huge rack of trinkets that reached the high up roof, maybe 70 feet off the ground. I looked around the shelves and there was nothing that caught my eye, there was funko pops for whatever reason, key chains and other novelty gifts. I walked to the front of the rack as it was maybe two feet long in thickness. I spotted an action figure of (SNCA INCOMING) Sally Acorn, it’s a sonic thing, don’t worry about it. I saw that there were two, one where she had a strange dyke grey buzz-cut and and standard one. The reason this caught my eye is because the character itself hasn’t been used by anything in eight years due to SNCA I’ll purposefully neglect to mention and the figure had large NOT FOR SALE stickers plastered all over it. Anyways, I wandered to the counter to buy it, as I assumed it’d be worth a pretty penny due to the fact that it’s likely a prototype. The lady behind the counter was a short, fat Mexican woman. I handed her the box with the figure inside, and due to the lack of pricing she went online as to get a rough estimate of what to charge me. She clicked around shortly and decided to charge me a little under a hundred. Then I woke up.
I’m not checking this for grammatical errors, not bothered, excuse them if they’re present.
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Had a dream where I explored these ancient ruins in a mountain, and eventually made it to the top of this massive tower. There was this nest with three big monsters, and me and two other people were just sitting with them for some reason.
One stared biting my arm, and I realized we couldn't fight them, so we jump off with gliders and they flew after us. The one that bit me stated taunting me and nearly caught me.
We lead them into this other temple at the base of the mountain, and somehow buried the entrance behind us.
They disappeared, and then we just kept walking around.
I had another dream where I left some big party to go buy ice cream, but the ice cream store I was looking for wasn't where it was supposed to be so I gave up.
 
All my dreams tied together.
It started in a parking garage with me and my brother, and a cop car was driving through. I told him to get out of the road, but suddenly he had a shotgun and started yelling shit at the police. I called him a dummy, and we both got arrested.
For some reason, I decided to kill the police to escape, and my handcuffs were gone, so I stabbed the two on me with a knife in got out of nowhere.
One of the cops had a belt full of really small guns, so I grabbed one and shot the one arresting my brother. Then the parking garage was a police station, so I grabbed the shotgun they took from my brother and killed a cop that was behind a booth.
We escaped in an ambulance, but then it turned into a video game
In "real life" I was playing the game on my couch, and apparently the game came with a box full of drugs to take while you're playing.
I ended up taking a larg tin of coke, a cigarette pack full of joints, which I figured were probably synthetic weed or something else, and a small tin of some opioid and stuffing it all in my pockets. I later went to work and started eating the opioids like candy, but nothing much happened during that part.
Then I woke up
 
When I went back to bed, my next dream was of some degenerate party, and I was high off of the opioids from my last dream.
I was with two other guys my age, but I didn't recognize them. I can't remember if they asked me to go back to our room for something, or if I snuck away to go find the rest of my drugs, but I started walking around this massive venue with no idea where my room was.
I was mostly walking through empty seating areas but then I got to this area full of people and recognized some girl that I've never seen before in my life.
We started talking as if we met before, and then she disappeared and some guys starting trying to fight me.
We fought, and then I realized that my room was right past a wall of people and that I had a gun in there, so I pushed through to grab it
Then i grabbed the gun, but the guys stopped following me, so I just did some cocaine.
The girl came back and told me I was bleeding, then started washing my face. She made a George Floyd joke, but in a way that seemed like she had made the same joke before and was calling back to it.
Then she said something about having to wait a little longer and I woke up.
So basically I think if I kill myself I'll be with her forever. Randy Stair was right about everything.
 
When I went back to bed, my next dream was of some degenerate party, and I was high off of the opioids from my last dream.
I was with two other guys my age, but I didn't recognize them. I can't remember if they asked me to go back to our room for something, or if I snuck away to go find the rest of my drugs, but I started walking around this massive venue with no idea where my room was.
I was mostly walking through empty seating areas but then I got to this area full of people and recognized some girl that I've never seen before in my life.
We started talking as if we met before, and then she disappeared and some guys starting trying to fight me.
We fought, and then I realized that my room was right past a wall of people and that I had a gun in there, so I pushed through to grab it
Then i grabbed the gun, but the guys stopped following me, so I just did some cocaine.
The girl came back and told me I was bleeding, then started washing my face. She made a George Floyd joke, but in a way that seemed like she had made the same joke before and was calling back to it.
Then she said something about having to wait a little longer and I woke up.
So basically I think if I kill myself I'll be with her forever. Randy Stair was right about everything.
I forgot, there was also some strung out girl acting like a cat that started chasing my feet, and two naked asian women playing AR streetfighter. Not sure what that was about. I imagine that is what Portland is like on an average monday
 
i had a dream where i got into a collusion with the diddy mafia and diddy and his cronies were chasing me through a tunnel, and later i escaped to my grandparents house where diddy's cronies where outside with knives and guns and then the dream ended. also a noob i used to go to school with who it was an open secret he was a diddyblud was there.
 
It was an early morning, I was sat in the woodwork room in my School. To my surprise, I was back in TY. At my table was one of the only acquaintances that I used to have and a young girl, shy, timid, short, black hair, white, sub-7. A teacher opened the door and walked in and started explaining the trip we were about to go on as a class as he walked to his desk and sat down. I forget the details but it was something foreign, we were going abroad. During all this I had a diary of some sort that I was scribbling ramblings into, I assume this was in my dream due to recently refreshing my memory on Elliot Rodger and his own diary. The girl beside me took and interest and she started shyly talking to me, I starting doing the same back until the awkward whispers grew to audible conversation. The other student beside, the prior acquaintance, began adding in and in no time flat we were all talking over the important information dump our teacher was giving. The foid was cute by my standards, and the conversation was pleasant. I quickly placed the diary my bag once I remembered its presence and continued conversing. Out of the blue, another foid scooched over to our table and starting ranting to the foid about how much of a weird sperg I was, I saw slack-jawed at the audacity of this other student. She stood up and left the class before returning and wheeling over a large flat screen television on wheels she grabbed. I was baffled to put it mildly, "What did she have against me?" I thought. She began going through the android software installed on the television, going through random YouTube channels and Reddit accounts that were supposedly mine, as to frame me. At this point the other foid had gone back to awkward silence and the other bitch was being a smug prick. I was about to stand up and beat the shit out of her before the teacher piped up and told us that we were going on the trip this second. I was leaking but I grabbed a suitcase from under my desk that wasn't there prior and left the classroom alongside the other twenty students who also grabbed their stuff. The dream them faded in and out and we were back from the trip, everyone was no longer in uniform and I was in casual clothing. I sat down and tried to spark conversation with the foid once more, which isn't something I usually do, but it was all in vain. I grit my teeth and left the class before we were permitted to in a huff.

The dream then faded out and in once more and I was in my bedroom. Outside my window was fifty potted plant, twelve stacked on top of one another and the rest scattered about the front garden due to the fact that my room is at the front of the house. As I sat there, four squirrels came down from somewhere or another and begin eating the nuts I had layed out for them without my knowledge. I was overjoyed and began recording them on my Blackberry. I thought to myself that I just had to upload the footage to the Shroom once they scampered, but they never did. Some even came right up to the window and glared in at me before going back to the feast. But then, rabbits came in, and I was even more overjoyed. All adult males I believe, one silver, one dark brown and the other a tinge of brownish-red. They began eating the crops, but I honestly didn't care. I was happy that they were happy and continued recording before the dream abrupty ended.
Once more, no grammtical checks, yadda yadda, just woke up.
 
It was an early morning, I was sat in the woodwork room in my School. To my surprise, I was back in TY. At my table was one of the only acquaintances that I used to have and a young girl, shy, timid, short, black hair, white, sub-7. A teacher opened the door and walked in and started explaining the trip we were about to go on as a class as he walked to his desk and sat down. I forget the details but it was something foreign, we were going abroad. During all this I had a diary of some sort that I was scribbling ramblings into, I assume this was in my dream due to recently refreshing my memory on Elliot Rodger and his own diary. The girl beside me took and interest and she started shyly talking to me, I starting doing the same back until the awkward whispers grew to audible conversation. The other student beside, the prior acquaintance, began adding in and in no time flat we were all talking over the important information dump our teacher was giving. The foid was cute by my standards, and the conversation was pleasant. I quickly placed the diary my bag once I remembered its presence and continued conversing. Out of the blue, another foid scooched over to our table and starting ranting to the foid about how much of a weird sperg I was, I saw slack-jawed at the audacity of this other student. She stood up and left the class before returning and wheeling over a large flat screen television on wheels she grabbed. I was baffled to put it mildly, "What did she have against me?" I thought. She began going through the android software installed on the television, going through random YouTube channels and Reddit accounts that were supposedly mine, as to frame me. At this point the other foid had gone back to awkward silence and the other bitch was being a smug prick. I was about to stand up and beat the shit out of her before the teacher piped up and told us that we were going on the trip this second. I was leaking but I grabbed a suitcase from under my desk that wasn't there prior and left the classroom alongside the other twenty students who also grabbed their stuff. The dream them faded in and out and we were back from the trip, everyone was no longer in uniform and I was in casual clothing. I sat down and tried to spark conversation with the foid once more, which isn't something I usually do, but it was all in vain. I grit my teeth and left the class before we were permitted to in a huff.

The dream then faded out and in once more and I was in my bedroom. Outside my window was fifty potted plant, twelve stacked on top of one another and the rest scattered about the front garden due to the fact that my room is at the front of the house. As I sat there, four squirrels came down from somewhere or another and begin eating the nuts I had layed out for them without my knowledge. I was overjoyed and began recording them on my Blackberry. I thought to myself that I just had to upload the footage to the Shroom once they scampered, but they never did. Some even came right up to the window and glared in at me before going back to the feast. But then, rabbits came in, and I was even more overjoyed. All adult males I believe, one silver, one dark brown and the other a tinge of brownish-red. They began eating the crops, but I honestly didn't care. I was happy that they were happy and continued recording before the dream abrupty ended.
Once more, no grammtical checks, yadda yadda, just woke up.
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