dreams thread

[swaggrz]

I had a dream it had the artstyle of Simpsons but in real life

now the mad scientist from back to the future for some reason looked like mr burns and anyways he has a plan, to Jump off a building (more specifically the narrow apartment balcony we were at) at a specific time, and collide with a bar he planted inbetween two traffic lights and the bar had a wire going from it to the court of springfield which was was right opposite from the traffic light, he had used one of his many clocks to time the exact time to jump.
He jumps,
And just as his feet were about to touch the bar, my pov camera zoomed out and went greyscale and gigachad ai edit artstyle and the gigachad edit song played and my camera focused on the mad scientist (who now had a front facing giga head edited on) and the pole, like it is a low fov halo theatre screenshot and then my camera panned to justo the bar and the bar faded hollow but the only the 3d outline of the letters that spelled "NO GIGAS" was there in the ohino respect font, and for some reason I could see it being in cyan too even though its grayscaled,

, and like my camera zoomed out from my body and it was all actually ana giga ai gif shroom message the whole time nd someone reacted it with giga and I was going to reply with "how is that giga because it said no gigas" I dont know why but I tried " it's over" reacting a reaction but it didnt work
And when I woke up I still could hear the song g
And my dream was in VLC media player mobile too bevuase the video controls were there

Also I just rmembered when It was kn Simpsons irl artsytyle I could flip through Simpsons irl and Simpsons old artstyle like its halo 2 MCC

 

[swaggrz]

I should feed this to an AI and get a video version

 

[swaggrz]

Bro my life is literally a gigachad edit

 

[Dagonet]

Had a weird ass dream about the Simpson, Batteries, School, and Ancient China

 

[r u still in 2 it]

I had a dream where I was a chinese martial artist and a homeless guy beat the shit out of me.

 

[swaggrz]

I had a dream a few nights ago which really fucked my mind for a day, it felt like a lifetime only for me to wake up and forget everything up until before waking up and now I've forgottern it anyways, it made me feel strange about life for a day and how I got lost in a world that isnt even real just to all of a sudden be back in the same place as always

 

[royalcracker]

i had a dream that mr krabs was giving squidward a blumpkin

 

[Micronesia]

Dreamed that Olgol was banned for pedophilia

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I had a dream where I was watching a random yt video
It went something like this
"Did you know why East Germany has so many autistic people living in castles and shit? Well it's because in 1937 Claus deported all autistic people in Germany to the easternmost part of the country for whatever reason. The autists never left and to this very day East Germany has a huge autistic population."

 

[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

i saw a jartycuck in my dreams

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a dream that i was at this cheap hotel in some small city. I was looking for something cool or illegal, and I had the vague notion of what/where it was (might have known at the time but I forgot).
Some girl I haven't seen in like 8 years came up behind me and told me where to find it and to meet her there, then disappeared (didn't meet me there. typical of that skank).
I was in this yard outside of the place looking for what I was looking for and some guy saw me standing around all shady and looking at shit and came up and sold me weed. I bought it for some reason (haven't smoked weed in months). He gave it to me loose and I just shoved it in my pocket.

There was some threshold by the place I was at that looked like that one part of GTA V, couldn't tell you what. Seemed like a big party but I was more concerned with the illegal shit I was doing on my own

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream that I had two cats and they were cuddling me in bed an now im sad because I have none

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Can't remember the context, but I was in bed and casually broke these vase's in a bin then kept crushing them with my hands and stirring the shards around. I shook the dust off onto my bed and then realized that was dummyed
Noticed it started to hurt a bit, so I stopped and noticed a bunch of giant glass shards in my palms and mostly in wedged under my finger nails. Also, I was now suddenly in a gas station instead of my room. It hurt like hell, but I managed to pull them out with a pair of nail clippers. I also decided to trim my toe nails after but realized it I shouldn't do so in the middle of a store. I bought some stuff and somehow was convinced to buy an electric razor.
Total came out to $114 (I think) and I remember I only have ~$80 in my bank account (real btw).

Asked her to take the razor off, but she had no idea what I was talking about and I had to ask a few times. That's all I remember

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a dream that my brother was over again, and I was on the couch playing music on my Bluetooth speaker. The only song I remember playing is "Ballad of a Shooter" and I played it like 4 times in a row for some reason (I only do that in private)

 

[pig]

I had a dream one night, and then I woke up. And then apparently that was a dream, so I woke up again. And then again. I think the most "layers" I've had was 4 before finally waking up.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a dream I was fighting in the ww2 pacific front. There was a nip tank that I narrowly avoided being crushed by and i ran into a trench and found a rocket launcher (nothing like any real launcher).
I shot the tank once and then I had to go into some jap tunnels to find more.
I killed one with a 1911, but lost it after that.
A second jap threw a grenade at me and i rushed him, but he grabbed me and had a cartoon ahh bomb lit. I was able to threw him off of me and he died. I was being shot at from further down the tunnel and eventually found a gun and killed him.

After that, I just started going through the tunnels and it was no longer about war. I came across this abandoned zookeeper entrance to an exhibit and there were a bunch of otters inside. I was able to get few to come to me and then I pet them and I was very happy because I love otters

 

[swaggrz]

And just as his feet were about to touch the bar, my pov camera zoomed out and went greyscale and gigachad ai edit artstyle and the gigachad edit song played and my camera focused on the mad scientist (who now had a front facing giga head edited on) and the pole, like it is a low fov halo theatre screenshot and then my camera panned to justo the bar and the bar faded hollow but the only the 3d outline of the letters that spelled "NO GIGAS" was there in the ohino respect font, and for some reason I could see it being in cyan too even though its grayscaled,

I still think of this to this day, I forgot the no gigas text though

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a dream I was fighting in the ww2 pacific front. There was a nip tank that I narrowly avoided being crushed by and i ran into a trench and found a rocket launcher (nothing like any real launcher).
I shot the tank once and then I had to go into some jap tunnels to find more.
I killed one with a 1911, but lost it after that.
A second jap threw a grenade at me and i rushed him, but he grabbed me and had a cartoon ahh bomb lit. I was able to threw him off of me and he died. I was being shot at from further down the tunnel and eventually found a gun and killed him.

After that, I just started going through the tunnels and it was no longer about war. I came across this abandoned zookeeper entrance to an exhibit and there were a bunch of otters inside. I was able to get few to come to me and then I pet them and I was very happy because I love otters

This is something weird that happens in any dreams that involve fighting/war/etc.
It is all first person and "real," but this tiny part of me realizes it's a dream. When I lost my gun, I either thought about just pretending to point and shoot with my hand, or I actually did and it killed someone. Can't remember.
I knew I was dreaming enough to do that, but not enough to just will a gun into existence.

Also, I spent like, 10 minutes in my dream trying to find the 1911 because I really wanted to keep it and bring it home with me. I decided to come back to the tunnel after the fight was over to find it

 

[Dagonet]

I had a nightmare about mosquitoes and I had a short dream about opening a secret in a couch

 

[swaggrz]

I remember going into KFC and sitting down infront of some random noob and all of a sudden he started saying to me "noob pizza gahd mathafugken damn noob pizza" and it was just a pizza with a lot of BBQ sauce drizzled ontop, I told him that KFC's BBQ sauce is the best and started folding his pizza and left and took the train home which the train tracks were on the road for some reason and the bus stops worked for the train now