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I had a lucid dream but all I remember is the presentation Hall where facts about something Idk were being asked (got them all right btw) and some immigrantt jeet/somalian stole my friend's face, like literally, pulled his face off and ran away with it whilst wearing it, I had to chase him down on an escooter I found lying around to match his speed and size.
I remember being in classic minecraft pocket edition too.
 
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i had a weird dream about some content farm youtuber making a Ϫ miles coca cola pool in the middle of a big city, then was about to throw a truck of mentos in that pool until some fatass that looked like ESL FNF pedo came from a hot desert and he was thirsty as shit so he drank up the whole fucking pool, he also swallowed the mentos truck as well, so he short-circuited in his belly button thus making a huge ass geyser, which by then would have mixed with the dirt from his navel, meaning the geyser in question was extremely toxic, the content farm youtuber was mad at this dude because he ruined his whole project, so he punched his belly, but he was so fat the youtuber was shot out towards the sun, all the events happened near a slum, so the geyser affected all the habitants of this slum, which turned into zombies, attacking the rest of the city (if you wonder, by this point the esl fnf pedo guy would have been long gone, since after the geyser of his navel, he exploded, and therefore obviously dying), the first relevant individual attack was from some obese guy that looked like Meximutt and was driving near the zone, he was not affected himself, but his car was, and it turned into a Decepticon, violently murdering his former owner, then the epidemic spreads through the whole country, one of the final survivors was a caca who was filming a Tiktok in an abandoned 50 meters concrete building, the Tiktok was about he jumping at the rythm of phonk music, but since the building was extremely old and damp, it completely collapsed to debris, now there was some shitskin teen who was a jeet from a poor slum and was infected, he was riding a byke looking for victims and he barely looked human, in fact he had a third eye, then he approaches to a mental hospital, where was a dummyed downie that was an age-regressor manchild, he was a grown ass man yet he was playing with Huggy Plushies in diapers, then the infected jeet teen attacks the dummy but the dummy defends himself throwing him a teddy bear to him, effectively killing the jeet but he (due to his infection) had over 100.000 lice living in his scalp, so the bugs violently attacked the downie until he died.
The dream finished because at the last second i took the perspective of the dummy.
 
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i had a weird dream about some content farm youtuber making a Ϫ miles coca cola pool in the middle of a big city, then was about to throw a truck of mentos in that pool until some fatass that looked like ESL FNF pedo came from a hot desert and he was thirsty as shit so he drank up the whole fucking pool, he also swallowed the mentos truck as well, so he short-circuited in his belly button thus making a huge ass geyser, which by then would have mixed with the dirt from his navel, meaning the geyser in question was extremely toxic, the content farm youtuber was mad at this dude because he ruined his whole project, so he punched his belly, but he was so fat the youtuber was shot out towards the sun, all the events happened near a slum, so the geyser affected all the habitants of this slum, which turned into zombies, attacking the rest of the city (if you wonder, by this point the esl fnf pedo guy would have been long gone, since after the geyser of his navel, he exploded, and therefore obviously dying), the first relevant individual attack was from some obese guy that looked like Meximutt and was driving near the zone, he was not affected himself, but his car was, and it turned into a Decepticon, violently murdering his former owner, then the epidemic spreads through the whole country, one of the final survivors was a caca who was filming a Tiktok in an abandoned 50 meters concrete building, the Tiktok was about he jumping at the rythm of phonk music, but since the building was extremely old and damp, it completely collapsed to debris, now there was some shitskin teen who was a jeet from a poor slum and was infected, he was riding a byke looking for victims and he barely looked human, in fact he had a third eye, then he approaches to a mental hospital, where was a dummyed downie that was an age-regressor manchild, he was a grown ass man yet he was playing with Huggy Plushies in diapers, then the infected jeet teen attacks the dummy but the dummy defends himself throwing him a teddy bear to him, effectively killing the jeet but he (due to his infection) had over 100.000 lice living in his scalp, so the bugs violently attacked the downie until he died.
The dream finished because at the last second i took the perspective of the dummy.
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I understand twin 🥹
 
Had a dream i ate a bit of meth from a big pile of it in like a produce atand and i qas told that i was dummyed and that i was going to be in for like a 12 hour long hell trip and than i woke up, i looked it up and apprently it is pretty dangerous.
 
today i dreamt i decided to go to college to some biology lecture that wasn't even mine and when the teacher noticed me i got kicked out and when i got home i decided to throw a potted plant down the stairs but then got real sad and regretted it a lot so i was thinking of a good excuse why i did that and then i woke up
 
Bremembered that I was playing fortnite but there were only two people in the game me and some other guy, and we were not even trying to kill eachother

I remember landing in this fortnite chapter 2 building but I was on the season 3 map and I walked from tilted towers to that farm and ended up in runescape for some reason

I had a dream after being interuppted in my sleep where at the end of my dream I went into this basement that was part of my property and there were two uninvited emo larpers there playing music and all of a sudden a Jew came up to me and tried gaslighting me into believing he owned the basement and it was his land, and he said he would take me to court so I had to spend time negociating it witb him
 
Also had a dream before before that where the shroot replaced all the giga emojis with non ai versions all with too less contrast
I started leaking (not literally) on the suggestions thread saying how raped the site is
 
Something to do with three friend's going to a Halloween party with playing cards on their arms as to mimick Nazi armbands followed by a fake ARG thing identical to the Walten Files Pumpkin Rabbit episode but it was called "The Depths of Evertown Bridge", wherein which three kids ventured into a door hidden beneath an overpass and wedged down the end of a a hallway beneath it with water running down thme middle. Also dreamt other shit but it's gay so I won't note it.
 
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Something to do with three friend's going to a Halloween party with playing cards on their arms as to mimick Nazi armbands followed by a fake ARG thing identical to the Walten Files Pumpkin Rabbit episode but it was called "The Depths of Evertown Bridge", wherein which three kids ventured into a door hidden beneath an overpass and wedged down the end of a a hallway beneath it with water running down thme middle. Also dreamt other shit but it's gay so I won't note it.
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Oh yeah there's other parts beyond what I intentionally excluded. There was something to do with Shroot adding three squirrel reacts to the site. Also some documentary about a Japanese card game where contestants we're placed in a large circus tent and sat in a rectangle elevated over a small area where a robot leopard would punce at the audience and you had to throw paper cards at that with anime girls on them to push it back. Then there was this whole scandal about people getting better cards for paying 100 at entry or some shit.
 
I had a dream I went on some highschool reunion trip to india.
Some of my old friends were there.
Don't remember the plane ride, but I remember we got there and got on this sketchy crowded train and me and my friends had to sit at an open end at the front (no engine car, apparently) and I kept slipping and didn't have much to hold on too.
I was surprisingly calm about the fact that I might just fall off and die, but certainly scared.
Eventually some seats cleared up and I walked around the train a bit. Unlike any normal train I've been on, this was thin steel walls like a cargo train with a row of dingy seats against the walls and 4 rows up the middle.

Don't remember what we talked about.
Most of the surroundings were slums and I figured we were taking the train to somewhere with temples or something worth looking at as I was questioning why the fuck they would take us to india

Got to this big shopping center area which still looked like shit and we were told we had like, an hour to check it out before the train left

I decided to get Indian food in this giant mall, which further proves to me that most of your judgment and self preservation goes out of the window in your dreams.
Started looking at one food place's menu and some guy came to take my order, so I told him I was going to look around more (I wanted something exceptionally stereotypical of indian slop) and he gave me some "okay, but this is my favorite place and that place over there made me sick once" spiel trying to get me to stay.

I did a quick inventory of how much money I was willing to spend on the trip, went to find my group, and then woke up

Grim dream. India seems like it sucks and now I have no need to visit it.
 

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