dreams thread

[Idkchud]

I had a dream where on the Soyjak Wiki for the Shiwi I was mentioned in a thumb to the right with an image of cobson above the namecaca bar for some reason and I was called a coal bibisi poster.

 

[CX2]

tama was a 7-11 cashier

tama as a janny for 711chan?

 

[Buck Breaker]

I don't understand why I keep drowning in my dreams. It's very strange.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I don't understand why I keep drowning in my dreams. It's very strange.

Freud actually has an answer for this
He says that if you drown a lot in your dreams that means that you will die via BBC overdose

 

[CX2]

i dreamed i was in a 2000s sudan with the top part cut off. i was half naked laying down & something was telling me i was a hairy fat fuck. i drove somewhere & it ended with me going to some childrens mormon park, then going to a white page with some text after going into some forest area. that was the first dream i've had in a very long time.

 

[Goot]

Dreamt up some architechture ideas of all things, not really good ones though
Also a really shit pun
>What's better than a right turn
<Three left
This was inspired by when i was driving a car in my dream

 

[swaggrz]

I had a dream @Goot let me into his realm instead of posting on his profile

 

[Goot]

>What's better than a right turn
<Three left

This was like 10x better in the dream something was lost in the transfer from dream to reality

 

[Black Watch]

I barely remember anything from it but I remember the last part. My friend and I were walking through the school corridor and he then tripped, I helped him get back up and we continued on until I tripped but this time, the second I hit someone's backpack, I blacked out. everything became muffled, I couldn't hear anything, I couldn't see anything. Then I stood up as if nothing happened in the middle of an empty corridor, everyone was either leaving or had already left whilst I was talking about how "I didn't need help" and that "I was fine", alone, making me look like I was a schizo. I then left the school whilst my friend had already gone home, I then started arguing with some school staff member that looked like Jeremy Fragrance or whatever the fuck his name was, in what I could describe as "an Italian manner".
(Basically this video but 10x more heated, more swearing and in English)

Then we told each other to fuck off and I stormed off home.

Then when I got home I pulled out my phone and tried to find his Facebook account (Not even sure if I opened Facebook, the user interface was blue so I assume it was that) to apologize to him because I didn't want some random school staff hating me.

Possibly the weirdest dream I had this year.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I dropped an infant in an air conditioner and it got crushed to death. It was also related to Teddy Roosevelt for some reason. I then went onto some made-up forum to cry about it.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I dropped an infant in an air conditioner and it got crushed to death. It was also related to Teddy Roosevelt for some reason. I then went onto some made-up forum to cry about it.

I guess you could say that was pretty mind blowing

 

[Idkchud]

I often daydream about shiwi namecaca

 

[catjakker]

just had a nightmare where a f*id was hugging me

 

[myexdrew]

just had a nightmare where a f*id was hugging me
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You lost your truecel status lil bro

 

[jolttrz]

I had a dream I was part of this thing where I and a big group were on a skyscraper and all of a sudden we have to escape and everyone starts going apeshit so we make a truce instead of figjting in the end nobody could ffindnd out the escape room (it was like flee the facility ) so we all start fighting to the death, I ended up becomug one of the winners and when you win they knock you out and send you back down with a grapple and leave the cash in your palm, it was called shroom bx20 for some reason aaso

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I had a dream where I ate moldy bread and I was trying to vomit all of that shit out (I didn't really vomit though it was more like gagging it out) then I snapped myself out of it and sighed in relief
Then I dragged myself to take a shower because my dad set up an appointment with Safelite at 8 in the morning and we had to drive like 40 minutes

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a dream that I was in some crowded gas station and all I bought was two gallons of chocolate milk and a 12 pack of beer

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Had a dream that I was in some crowded gas station and all I bought was two gallons of chocolate milk and a 12 pack of beer

Not a bad choice

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Not a bad choice

I have made this exact purchase before as a matter of fact, just at a Walmart

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i saw fucking 'o