dreams thread

[Sloppyjakky`]

i saw fucking 'o

consequences of spamming gore

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i saw fucking 'o

took an hour log nap earlier today just to be disturbed by seeing 'o

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream that I invited a girl I met online over and she turned out to be the most obnoxious high-energy pooner I've ever seen. Clearly the dream was a vision from God reminding me to never use dating apps.
Xhe even asked me to guess something and actually expected me to guess.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I had a dream that I invited a girl I met online over and she turned out to be the most obnoxious high-energy pooner I've ever seen. Clearly the dream was a vision from God reminding me to never use dating apps.
Xhe even asked me to guess something and actually expected me to guess.

A friend of mine told me to try using Hinge as it's not like the other dating apps or whatever but I don't think it's such a good idea

 

[Apeson]

A friend of mine told me to try using Hinge as it's not like the other dating apps or whatever but I don't think it's such a good idea

I think dating apps are a massive waste of time because every woman on there is either a desperate single mudshark looking for a cuck or an actual whore advertising an OF.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I had a dream that I invited a girl I met online over and she turned out to be the most obnoxious high-energy pooner I've ever seen. Clearly the dream was a vision from God reminding me to never use dating apps.
Xhe even asked me to guess something and actually expected me to guess.

bro dated randal

 

[Sloppyjakky]

bro dated randal

Speaking of which I think dating a woman would be the most terrifying thing ever
I have no idea how to make a wimmen happy let alone convince her to stay with me
But what do I know because I haven't spoken a to foid since atleast 3rd grade

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

>dood this is not like the other dating apps it's meant to be deleted and for REAL connections
>first thing it does is ask you about height
>always visible on profile

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I had a dream that I invited a girl I met online over and she turned out to be the most obnoxious high-energy pooner I've ever seen. Clearly the dream was a vision from God reminding me to never use dating apps.
Xhe even asked me to guess something and actually expected me to guess.

The Yin to your Yang

 

[FoidHatercel1488]

I dreamt of TFD

 

[moidsy]

had a dream about ishowspeed being a benadryl adfict. never watched the guy

 

[adolfrizzler]

A few days ago, I had a dream I encountered Jefferey Epstein in a taco bell bathroom and went around the entire shopping centre swinging like a chimp screaming about how he's still alive

He was wearing the quarter zip and everything

 

[adolfrizzler]

dying in a nuclear explosion and waking up is a very common dream topic for me and I'm unsure why

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Had a really cool dream where (like normal) I was playing a game, but was also in the game itself. I remember fighting some enemy with a flaming sword, I parried, caught fire, but my sword caught fire as well and I was able to set a plant enemy (knock-off bulbasaur, basically) on fire before getting back to the fight. It was like a souls game, gameplay-wise.
There were also these giant monstrosities, but there was a lake with a soft platform in the center, and leading them there caused them to fall and drown.

I think this was largely influenced by playing RE4 before bed. I had played a section where you drop a particularly inhuman enemy down a draw bridge followed by a fight that is 90% parrying attacks. The setting itself reminds me of Adventure Time for some reason

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Horrible dream last night. I was in this room, nice room, wood slats on the walls, LED strips placed for ambience, the works. And then this beast of a woman comes at my door:

(Not anyone I know, it’s just what I found to be the most accurate representation of her. She was fatter btw)
She said she was here to discuss a school project, but she kept looking at me with the intent to… do more than just that. She gave me an iPhone Duo, which she said was for keeping in contact. I opened the box, but I never took off any of the stickers or powered on the device. We talked for a while about project shit, and then for whatever reason she wanted to take a shower in my room, and I allowed her. She then got out, the towel BARELY covering her, sat on my bed, looked up at me and said:

“Well… aren’t you going to go further?”

I was taken aback. I did not want to have sex with this woman, but at the same time I didn’t know what she’d do if I rejected her advances. Not so much that she’d rape me, I’d probably just take a chair and smash it on her head, but more so other things? Would she start wailing so that the cops came and claimed I assaulted her? Would she destroy all my shit? Would she go on social media and make accusations towards me or try to cancel me? There was also the fact that no woman has ever expressed interest in me, so I could just be the Meursalt to this disgusting hamplanet’s Soyteen Liker and immediately become a monk, living a life of self-exile for this sin, this atrocity I’ve done out of wrath and lust. Just as I was about to make up her mind, her phone starts ringing.

“Oh… it’s from my girlfriend?”
“Excuse me?”
“It’s from my wife? Didn’t I tell you?”

So not only was I going to fuck this blob that identifies as a woman, I was going to be an adulterer of some likely violent homosexual relationship. I was making up my mind, I could not, would not have sex with her. I went to the iPhone box and closed it up, hoping the fact I never used the device would be useful in whatever happens in the future. But I was still stammering when I was trying to tell her to get the fuck out, fearing the retaliation. And fortunately I woke up.

But no, that’s not where this story ends, not at all. My alarm rang, but I just turned it off and went back to sleep for a while. I normally get pretty awful sleep today, and it was even worse last night as I accidentally napped for an hour at 9:30 and only started feeling drowsy again at 2AM. Anyways, I usually go through multiple dreams during my sleep, so l’ll probably just dream about something else. But not today. Not today. She wasn’t directly in the dream this time, but I was in a wide lecture hall, looking directly at the whiteboard where the projected Google spreadsheet of the group members was right in front of me. I saw my name in the same group as hers. I know I didn’t sign myself up to be with her, she did that to force me to be with her. I asked the Chinese TA who was tending to the laptop hooked to the hall’s projector, telling him I didn’t agree with the team selections, to reassign me to a different team, but he told me that it was a bit too late for reassignments and all teams were more or less final. I was mortified, and this mortification was enough to wake me up for good.

 

[X3D3XD]

Always was having a dreams that only felt like 20 secs, but today something weird happened and the dream was like 30 mins or something

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream the other day where the moon was so massive it's top half took up half of my view while sitting on the horizon. On the other side of the horizon, I could see the earth, equally large.
I had a brief fear that they were coming closer and would collide with the earth, but after a bit of "optical illusion" I determined that they weren't moving and they were just like that now and everything was relatively fine.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream where all but like, 5 reacts were removed.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Martin Luther KANG Jr.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had a dream where I had some job that casually required me to go to the space station like once a month. Can't remember what exactly I did up there, but it was super cool