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[Idkchud]

I used to be that guy in the queue line at McDonalds or something like that. No burgers, no grimace shake, just stuck doomscrolling about how we haven't secured the existance of McDonalds in Iran or however it goes and wondering why nothing was eating out or whatever. Life felt like a McDonalds restaurant that's like really empty or something. Then I ate over something kind of wild the McDonalds got this #QuickBurger thing where you can pay in $40k for a huge lifetime Big Mac or something like that or however it goes. Not even joking or something.


I'm not trying to LARP as a pure aryan hyperborean warrior or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to eat ahead or something, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at the back of the McDonalds like Martin Luther King was forced to sit at the back of the McDonalds or something like that. Except now they're throwing real burgers at people who are willing to eat up or whatever.

 

[moidsy]

>*gulp* haven't seen any scrumptious looking ballistic missiles around here, no siree

 

[shekel]

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