[EVENT] 5th 'otoshop Shrunday

[Sloppyjakky]

From Monday through Sunday (06:00PM UTC), I want (You) to create OC following the week's chosen theme for a kool prize . Whether it's a drawing, edit of an existing meme/movie/show, animation, comic, or something completely different - the format is up to you, as long as it fits the theme. Submissions will be posted here and a poll will be opened at (06:00PM UTC) and closed at (07:00PM UTC).

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This weeks themes are:
WARRIOR-P AND UR MOM


Rules, because the internet is SERIOUS business:

1. Submissions must follow the week's theme.
2. Only registered users may participate.
3. The winner is decided by the highest number of votes in the final poll.
4. All submissions are posted in this thread. Please do not send it to me.
5. Unoriginal content will be ignored.
6. Porn is not allowed.
7. A minimum of 13 submissions from 13 different users is required. If this isn't met, no prize will be awarded. Users are allowed to make multiple submissions, but it won't add to the requirement total, all submissions will get in the poll, don't worry.
8. Have fun.
9. AI content is discouraged, but if it's funny it's funny.
10. Read the OP before posting dammit.

I MAY OR MAY NOT RIG THIS

 

[dap]

it's not monday yet blud

 

[Apolloyon]

Here's my submission, I made this btw.

 

[Benny]

is there a max quantity of submissions per-user?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

is there a max quantity of submissions per-user?

no

 

[shipment]

I was going to wait until we got enough submissions on the last competition but sure.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My mom isn't that white

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Even deader than the last one. Impressive

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

 

[Apeson]

noob infant so dead it's not even worth making fun of

 

[shekel]

A child whose lifeless body was carefully placed in an East African cave around 78,300 years ago has made a grand return.

Researchers who unearthed the ancient youngster’s remains say that they’ve found the oldest known intentional human burial in Africa. The investigators, who report the discovery in the May 6 Nature, have named the ancient youngster Mtoto, a Swahili word that means “child.”

“Mtoto was buried in a sheltered part of a cave that was repeatedly occupied by people over a span of nearly 80,000 years, up to about 500 years ago,” said archaeologist Michael Petraglia of the Max Planck Institute for the Science of Human History in Jena, Germany, at a May 3 news conference. Local people still visit this spot to worship and conduct rituals.

Mtoto’s discovery suggests that “a tradition of symbolically significant burials, at least for the very young, might have been culturally embedded in parts of Africa” toward the end of the Middle Stone Age, which ran from around 320,000 to 30,000 years ago, writes bioarchaeologist Louise Humphrey of the Natural History Museum in London in a comment published with the new paper.

Despite all of this, this DNB is still more alive than this thread.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

 

[木制的尼尔森]

lol