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Evil X immigrant

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>They say that my gooning is a problem
 
AYO X IMMIGRANT YOU VILE CRUST-COLLECTING DISCORD CREEP HOW THE FUCK YOU GO FROM POSTING SOYJAKS TO WRITING FANFIC FOR THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY OUT HERE TYPING SWEET NOTHINGS TO MINORS WITH YOUR CHEETO-DUSTED FINGERS LIKE YOU WON’T CATCH A RICO CHARGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LEAGUE MATCH YOU’RE NOT EVEN A PREDATOR YOU’RE A FUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDING SLIME MOLD WHO BELONGS IN A JAR LABELED BIOHAZARD DO NOT ENGAGE

YOU WEREN’T CAUGHT TALKING TO A MINOR YOU WERE AUDITIONING FOR JAIL DUMBASS EVERY TIME YOU TYPED “ARE YOUR GRANDPARENTS IN BED YET?” God KICKED A PUPPY YOU BUILT LIKE YOUR OWN FBI PROFILE PICTURE THEY OPENED YOUR DMS AND THE SCREEN BLUSHED IN SHAME YOU’RE A WALKING CAUTIONARY TALE THE KIND OF MISTAKE SCHOOLS MAKE DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT YOU DRESS LIKE YOUR WARDROBE’S CURATED BY SUBWAY JARED ON PAROLE TALKING TO KIDS WHILE HIDING BEHIND ANIME AVATARS AND BROKEN ENGLISH LIKE THAT’S GONNA STOP KARMA FROM STOMPING YOUR ASS IN ORTHOPEDIC SHOES

YOUR GAME WEAK YOUR STROKE GAME NONEXISTENT AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS SHOULD COME WITH A FUCKING PARENTAL LOCK THE ONLY BAR YOU'RE RAISING IS THE ONE THE JUDGE IS GONNA SLAM DOWN WHEN HE GIVES YOU 25-TO-LIFE WITH NO PAROLE YOU GREASY-NECK ASS GOBLIN

YOU DIDN’T GET EXPOSED YOU GOT UNPLUGGED FROM THE MATRIX BY A 15-YEAR-OLD BRAPZILLIAN WITH BETTER TYPING SKILLS AND MORE DIGNITY THAN YOU’VE EVER TOUCHED FBI DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO DO FORENSICS THEY JUST TYPED YOUR USERNAME AND THEIR SERVERS CRIED

YOU’RE NOT A MAN YOU’RE A WALKING WI-FI ALERT IN A SCHOOL ZONE EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE VIOLATES SOMEONE’S TERMS OF SERVICE WHEN THE SWAT TEAM COMES THEY WON’T EVEN KNOCK THEY’LL JUST DROP A NET AND WHISPER “WE GOT THE FREAK”

YOU AIN’T X IMMIGRANT YOU’RE X-COMMUNICATED FROM SOCIETY
 
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