/GC/ - Gootcore

[ATWA ya dig?]

My fav was always cindaquil but not like that, it's a cyndaquil you shouldn't be thinking that way about a goddamn cyndaquil

Mudkip won btw (not, like, in a flvfffeeler kind of way tho)

 

[condolana]

Bro just typin shi
Genuise question: Why are you an admin here? Why did Shroot promote you?

>goot is an admin
dark gQQtists are in control?

 

[Goot]

Mudkip won btw (not, like, in a flvfffeeler kind of way tho)
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Overrated, the kids that kept talking about that back then were fucking annoying

 

[supersage]

Stop.

Listen close, you fleshy blips of the asphalt veil... What doth a stop sign? Hmm? A red octagon of false dominion, screaming 'HALT' in the language of cowards and traffic sheep. But I ask thee: will these puny crimson totems truly keep the coal trucks at bay? Nay! Nay, I say unto the wind and the diesel fumes!
I have trod the lonely highways of the soul's highway, where the black lung beasts rumble like thunder gods with emphysema. Those stop signs? Mere suggestions scrawled by the trembling hand of bureaucracy! They quiver like a virgin's kneecap when the great coal chariots come barreling through fate's garden, hauling their payload of ancient earth-blood, belching the very smoke of forgotten dragons.
An apple a day keeps the worms in my brain, but a stop sign? It keeps nothing! It is vice-reversa—a placebo for the road's chaotic stew of cosmic oblivion. The coal truck cares not for your painted warnings, brother. It is a rolling altar to progress's cruel mirage, crushing the delicate trolip of man and beast alike beneath tires forged in the fires of industrial enlightenment.
I once stood before such a sign, arms outstretched like the wings of a renegade angel, chanting the sacred syllables of 'WHOA THERE, BIG RIG.' Did it halt the beast? No! It merely honked its existential horn and kept rolling, leaving me in a cloud of particulate wisdom. Only time will tell if your life has been in vain... or if the coal trucks were always meant to run eternal.
Beware, seekers. The stop signs won't save you. Only your inner shaman can dodge the oncoming freight of destiny. Oooooh... now if you'll excuse me, I must meditate on the sixth teat of good intentions before the next haul comes.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>goot is an admin
dark gQQtists are in control?

 

[Goot]

>goot is an admin
dark gQQtists are in control?

Always
TRGST THG PLGN
-G

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Overrated, the kids that kept talking about that back then were fucking annoying

Fuck you say about mudkip whyte boi???

 

[supersage]

noob you deadass want to rape cars

Meds and HRT now

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

>goot is an admin
dark gQQtists are in control?

dark gQQtists = (((liars)))

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Meds and HRT now

Hardware Recovery Technology?

 

[supersage]

Goot has simply lost his mind because when I say stuff about Braixen he sneaks behind my garage and starts shagging my BMW's exhaust pipe like a maniac, has the liar lost his mind? Or is he merely a secret goyim?

 

[Goot]

Goot has simply lost his mind because when I say stuff about Braixen he sneaks behind my garage and starts shagging my BMW's exhaust pipe like a maniac, has the liar lost his mind? Or is he merely a secret goyim?

Trying too hard.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Trying too hard.

That's Aryan actually

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Goot has simply lost his mind because when I say stuff about Braixen he sneaks behind my garage and starts shagging my BMW's exhaust pipe like a maniac, has the liar lost his mind? Or is he merely a secret goyim?

Leaving Garage Unlocked in Nederland (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED)

 

[supersage]

Trying too hard.

Too hard could be said about your limp biscuit when you snuck into my garage, at first I thought it was a soot covered pimple but no thats the entire size of @Goot 's junk

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Too hard could be said about your limp biscuit when you snuck into my garage, at first I thought it was a soot covered pimple but no thats the entire size of @Goot 's junk

See, trying too hard won

 

[Goot]

Too hard could be said about your limp biscuit when you snuck into my garage, at first I thought it was a soot covered pimple but no thats the entire size of @Goot 's junk

Limp biscuit?

 

[Goot]

entire size of @Goot 's junk

I'm not that tidy

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm that tiny

Brooooooooootal...

 

[Goot]

Brooooooooootal...

Tiny whatnow?