>No, i'm not joking, I've developed a fetish towards soijaks. I'm not sure why but its likely to do with the fact its an effeminate male, note that I'm an otherwise completely heterosexual male yet i can't help but get off to these wojak edits, It's likely to do with the idea that they're submissive/effeminate males, I can get off to them all but my personal favorite is the gapejak which is picrel since it looks the most feminine and plapjak-tier.
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Goot / FlvffFeeler88

This individual is milked for keks by the kekcattle industry
This individual is a master gooter
donald or steve
already narrowed it down to such becasuse the pokephilic accent to it
Steve has a public profile and isn't online during the profile edits but Donald has a private one but it's hard for me to beleive he'd go on the shroom just to obsessively paste his pasta instead of posting normally, especially cause he seems chill
During all of this nonsense I was enjoying a weekend in a vacation town in the mountains, I don't have time to graffiti Goot's profile.
 
Even the nuschlog understands it.
https://soyjakblog.com/threads/furry-porn-genuinely-turns-gooners-into-z-ophiles.23029/
 
>translate to yuro pls
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>be goot
>wake up
>turn on pc
>type on the cum encrusted keyboard
>the yellow hue of the dried cum reminds you of jolteon's fur
>your morning wood comes back (you have ED from chronic masturbation)
>log into xitter
>username: FlvffFeeler88
>password: JolteonDiaperSISC1
>goon your morning wood to jolteon and averi ai slop furry porn
>get on the jolteon fans diaperfur discord server
>goon on vc with your kittens for one hour
>log into the shroom
>add nothing meaningful to threads and instead just "hmm" react everything like a sperg
>get bullied off by everyone on the site
>decide to get up to make breakfast
>as you crack an egg, the yolk's yellow color reminds you of jolteon
>get horny
>forget about breakfast and go back to gooning to jolteon
>goon for 1 hour
>as you cum, you remember that you left an egg cooking
>open the door to your goon cave
>roaring flames from a house fire started from leaving an egg cooking for too long
>stay trapped in the goon cave, obstructed by towers of cum rags, takeout boxes and jolteon portraits
>die a painful fiery death
>God sends you to hell because you were a disgusting furcaca degenerate
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK

 
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