>If you fuck around with us, if you do something bad to us, we're gonna fucking rape you and kill you, you fucking little noob
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The only real woman @shipment is attracted to is Pizzacake, because she’s 2-D.

@shipment is the type of guy who gets relationship counseling from fictional characters, since they’re just like his wife.

@shipment is the type of guy who thinks “hold your horses” has romantic meaning.

@shipment is the type of guy who would intentionally damn himself to hell to own the Christcucks.

@shipment is the type of guy who cries if he gets the wrong pony on a “Which MLP Pony Are You?” Buzzfeed quiz.

@shipment is the type of guy who thinks soyteens are talking about the MLP villain when they mention Discord.

@shipment is the type of guy who invests in the most expensive material technology possible just so his Derpy Hooves body pillow can feel more like a real pony.

@shipment is the type of guy who is vehemently opposed to any attempts at curing mental disabilities because he thinks they’ll cure Derpy Hooves too.

@shipment is the type of guy who runs outside to find a pot of gold when there’s a rainbow because he thinks he’s a leprechaun.

@shipment is the most stereotypical Rick & Morty fan on Earth.

This is who you are voting for, cargocucks.
 
The only real woman @shipment is attracted to is Pizzacake, because she’s 2-D.

@shipment is the type of guy who gets relationship counseling from fictional characters, since they’re just like his wife.

@shipment is the type of guy who thinks “hold your horses” has romantic meaning.

@shipment is the type of guy who would intentionally damn himself to hell to own the Christcucks.

@shipment is the type of guy who cries if he gets the wrong pony on a “Which MLP Pony Are You?” Buzzfeed quiz.

@shipment is the type of guy who thinks soyteens are talking about the MLP villain when they mention Discord.

@shipment is the type of guy who invests in the most expensive material technology possible just so his Derpy Hooves body pillow can feel more like a real pony.

@shipment is the type of guy who is vehemently opposed to any attempts at curing mental disabilities because he thinks they’ll cure Derpy Hooves too.

@shipment is the type of guy who runs outside to find a pot of gold when there’s a rainbow because he thinks he’s a leprechaun.

@shipment is the most stereotypical Rick & Morty fan on Earth.

This is who you are voting for, cargocucks.
They've already voted Lateral, you needn't sell them on me!
 
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