/GTA/ - Grand Theft Auto Thread

[Mike Toreno]

Go yap about Grand theft Auto

 

[Liquid Warrior-Z]

Grand theft auto is a shit game and should be thoroughly scrubbed from the internet as there is no real feats in the game so it cannot take my interest.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Grand theft auto is a shit game and should be thoroughly scrubbed from the internet as there is no real feats in the game so it cannot take my interest.

>GTA DOSEN'T HAVE ANY BIG MUSCULAR MEN FOR ME TO STARE IT ITS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Liquid Warrior-Z]

>GTA DOSEN'T HAVE ANY BIG MUSCULAR MEN FOR ME TO STARE IT ITS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

>GTA DOSEN'T HAVE ANY BIG MUSCULAR MEN FOR ME TO STARE IT ITS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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(you) didn't do the green text correctly so I won keep taking LLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Liquid Warrior-Z]

(you) didn't do the green text correctly so I won keep taking LLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Obsessed much? You love your colors don’t you? Well you’re brown, subhuman and atleast human level strength and speed. while I’m a kryptonian and every stat is super, so.. who’s the correct one now? You’re just simply obsessed with me and are raging on me because I’m better than you clearly.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Obsessed much? You love your colors don’t you? Well you’re brown, subhuman and atleast human level strength and speed. while I’m a kryptonian and every stat is super, so.. who’s the correct one now? You’re just simply obsessed with me and are raging on me because I’m better than you clearly.

That's quite racist Mr. Z of Warrior. Don't you know the is an inclusive place for everyone to join? I myself am a transgender trans-racial White to Black Jewish disabled woman of colour from korea helping spread BLM, CLM, WLM, SLM, JLM, GLM, TLM, PLM, ALM, ILM, NLM, KLM, MLM, HLM, ELM, YLM, RLM, VLM, DLM, and ULM. This hateful conduct is quite strange and almost preposterous in nature. God created us equally, yet you spread demoralisation on these sites. Pathetic, if you ask me. I will be at a BLM rally with my gay mixed race step brother and trans daughter I had with my lesbian Asian genetically modified wolf dominant furry wife and our Black BBC bvll polyamorous husband, so I may not be able to respond in full later. Please seek God. I can see the light deep inside your coin slot. God loves you MR. Z of Warrior!

 

[worldatwar]

keyed thread

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

If you think about it, DarkviperAU is the MoonMetropolis of the GTA community

>both have pushed thirty yet are in communities full of late teens to early 20s folx
>both are widely disliked figures yet they persist in the communities they’re part of
>both have really pathetic, yet extremely draining achievements as their claim to fame (for darkviper it’s spending 8000 hours speedrunning a mid video game and for moon it’s going to jail for spending all day making sock puppets online)
>both spend 14 hours a day arguing with people about snca and calling them attentionwhores
>both write never ending ramblings about snca that nobody ever reads
>both unnecessarily cut off whatever friends/allies they have constantly over petty shit
>both look like they haven’t showered in months

Really, the only difference is that one is likely a virgin while the other has some BPD Latinx/Filipino gf that will inevitably ruin his life (and is also probably still a virgin lmao)

 

[pig]

should i buy gta iv on sale (360 port) for $7

 

[Assistant]

should i buy gta iv on sale (360 port) for $7

SS13 is free bro

 

[Nikizno]

should i buy gta iv on sale (360 port) for $7

Yeah. The pc port isn't worth it doe.
I really like gta 3 for some reason, I started playing it and having a blast. I guess it helped that I played it before the other ones.

 

[worldatwar]

SS13 is free bro

doesn't have bowling

 

[_account]

Photino Birds is the informal name given to a species of dark matter creatures which are colonizing all the stars of the universe, feeding off the energy in their cores. Being made of dark matter, they are unaffected by the physical heat of the star, simply orbiting its gravity well. Photino Birds gain sustenance by staying within stable, non-extreme wells of gravity. While a main sequence star provides such gravity, it also runs the risk of destabilizing into a supernova which in turn collapses into a neureal woman star and ultimately into a black hole; black hole gravity is too extreme for their purposes. Therefore, the Photino Birds engage in a campaign to prevent supernovae by prematurely stalling the fusion reaction of every star in the universe. This will cause these stars to stop emitting energy and instead cool into white dwarves: still massive enough to exert gravity for the Photino Birds but completely stable.

 

[Herpes Trout]

I don’t think I’ve seen a non-noob play this game in real life

 

[shipment]

GTA 3 has the best visual design, IV has the best gameplay, and VC has the best radio stations. Everything else sucks or is inferior to console alternatives.

 

[supadrayk]

GTA sex mmm

 

[worldatwar]

gta sa goated

 

[_account]

Photino Birds is the informal name given to a species of dark matter creatures which are colonizing all the stars of the universe, feeding off the energy in their cores. Being made of dark matter, they are unaffected by the physical heat of the star, simply orbiting its gravity well. Photino Birds gain sustenance by staying within stable, non-extreme wells of gravity. While a main sequence star provides such gravity, it also runs the risk of destabilizing into a supernova which in turn collapses into a neureal woman star and ultimately into a black hole; black hole gravity is too extreme for their purposes. Therefore, the Photino Birds engage in a campaign to prevent supernovae by prematurely stalling the fusion reaction of every star in the universe. This will cause these stars to stop emitting energy and instead cool into white dwarves: still massive enough to exert gravity for the Photino Birds but completely stable.

These creatures are effectively terraforming the entire universe, an amazing feat for any sentient species. Unfortunately, this makes the universe ultimately inhospitable to baryonic lifeforms, such as Humans, Qax, Xeelee, and so on. Baryonic life needs the energy emitted by main sequence stars to maintain life on their worlds. Furthermore, the Xeelee rely on black holes to power their own technology; a universe full of white dwarves will permanently prevent this. Because of this, the Xeelee opened a vast, universe-wide war with them in a desperate effort to preserve baryonic life from extinction.

 

[worldatwar]

GTA sex mmm

hot coffee with @cutebooru