/GTA/ - Grand Theft Auto Thread

[worldatwar]

fuck off

fuhh in yo buhh

 

[Benny]

Does the average 'teen know the existence of GTA Advance, Chinatown Wars, Liberty City/Vice City Stories, London, and the lost cancelled 64?

 

[Nikizno]

I don’t think I’ve seen a non-bad boy play this game in real life

Game about crime is appealing to blacks. Wow, what a concept. No one could've thought that before.

Does the average 'teen know the existence of GTA Advance, Chinatown Wars, Liberty City/Vice City Stories, London, and the lost cancelled 64?

Yes I do

 

[BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIG]

Go yap about Grand theft Auto

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GTA sex mmm

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Go yap about Grand theft Auto

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gta sa goated

These creatures are effectively terraforming the entire universe, an amazing feat for any sentient species. Unfortunately, this makes the universe ultimately inhospitable to baryonic lifeforms, such as Humans, Qax, Xeelee, and so on. Baryonic life needs the energy emitted by main sequence stars to maintain life on their worlds. Furthermore, the Xeelee rely on black holes to power their own technology; a universe full of white dwarves will permanently prevent this. Because of this, the Xeelee opened a vast, universe-wide war with them in a desperate effort to preserve baryonic life from extinction.

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4 and 5 are the best ones

>3:57

Delete this EPI. GTA is M17+, and there are 16 year olds on this forum.

airone is 18+ stop larping

Are you questioning the word of frogking?

im never wrong

fuck off

you need dih

stop making up dumb shit like u thought men go through menopause

All men go through sperm cramps jolly good fellow, it happens monthly, similar to period cramps.

you arent sugarplum?

nope im straight

fuhh in yo buhh

Does the average 'teen know the existence of GTA Advance, Chinatown Wars, Liberty City/Vice City Stories, London, and the lost cancelled 64?

Game about crime is appealing to blacks. Wow, what a concept. No one could've thought if that before.


Yes I do

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[Solidus]

Mike Toreno
I haven't played San Andreas but I love James Woods so much. Might actually motivate me to play it.

My favorite side characters were Ray Machowski and both interpretations of Donald Love. DL's voice actor had an amazing performance.

 

[BRING BACK GËG]

C:DDA is better

 

[worldatwar]

C:DDA is better

...said no one ever

Go yap about Grand theft Auto

one of the best characters in gta sa

 

[Herpes Trout]

Game about crime is appealing to blacks. Wow, what a concept. No one could've thought if that before.

I don’t know man, I saw cool GTA5 mods when I was a caca and bought the game and I asked one of my older cousins for help to install a mod and he instantly wiped that shit off my computer

It’s like everywhere I go I’ve been protected against feral noobs like the people who like this franchise.

 

[Herpes Trout]

fuhh in yo buhh

Case-in-point ^

What is this supposed to mean?

 

[worldatwar]

Case-in-point ^

What is this supposed to mean?

what?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

If you think about it, DarkviperAU is the GlueMetropolis of the GTA community

>both have pushed thirty yet are in communities full of late teens to early 20s folx
>both are widely disliked figures yet they persist in the communities they’re part of
>both have really pathetic, yet extremely draining achievements as their claim to fame (for darkviper it’s spending 8000 hours speedrunning a mid video game and for moon it’s going to jail for spending all day making sock puppets online)
>both spend 14 hours a day arguing with people about snca and calling them attentionwhores
>both write never ending ramblings about snca that nobody ever reads
>both unnecessarily cut off whatever friends/allies they have constantly over petty shit
>both look like they haven’t showered in months

Really, the only difference is that one is likely a virgin while the other has some BPD Latinx/Filipino gf that will inevitably ruin his life (and is also probably still a virgin lmao)

This might be one the saddest clips I’ve seen of him yet
>WHAT??? DID YOU JUST BE NICE TO ME EVEN WHILE YOU’RE WORKING A CRUMMY WAGIE JOB? HOW DARE YOU… HOW DARE YOU FIND ANY HAPPINESS IN LIFE! YOU CLEARLY ON DRUGS, YOU NEED TO DO NORMAL THINGS LIKE SPEND ALL DAY SPEEDRUNNING A 13 YEAR OLD GAME AND ARGUE WIRH RANDOS ONLINE ABOUT THE ETHICS OF VIDEO REACTING WHILE YOUR IMPORTED LATINX WIFE DRAINS YOUR FUNDS

 

[Herpes Trout]

Brown people video game

 

[grimmki]

I got GTA 5 with the PS3 when I was like young 13-14 it was so fucking awesome at the hospital I would steal a bunch of cars block the road and just shoot npcs

 

[Thomsen]

Florijan Kravić is the most accurate portrayal of your average serbARYAN

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Holy shit I forgot how mid the gameplay is in Saints Row The Third. I thought the gunplay would be better than SR2 but it really doesn't feel like it, it feels like unless you constantly do headshots your weapons are straight up useless. SMGs in particular suck cocks, it feels like I have to constantly magdump into them to do anything, pistols and shotguns really are the way to go. Oh and the Brutes are so fucking annoying and it feels like most major missions just throw one in just to annoy you.

Story wise my complaints are still the same as in my first playthrough, game blows its load too early with the penthouse raid and the Syndicate Tower raid. The new Saints are either annoying (Kenzie, nu-Shaundi as well she might as well be a completely different character), too gimmicky (Oleg, Zimos), or just straight up boring (Angel), and none of the characters really fill the Johnny Gat shaped hole that was left. Phillipe Loren gets killed off way too early (sadly, his death is still better than that of Sergio in the reboot because they at least tried to set him up), Killbane has aura but I did not care for his wrassling arc, and Matt Miller is a caca who should've ended up like that bitch Jobe fucked in the Lawnmower Man. The zombies shit is also really gay and just feels like pandering to normies off of CoD Zombies. I think that's my key issue with this game in general, you can kind of tell the majority of the development team didn't work on prior entries and they have this really cynical mindset about things.

Overall, mid ass game, I know people don't like Saints Row IV much but tbh it looks more fun than The Third.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Failthread for normienoob game

 

[Dagonet]

Failthread for normienoob game

That's why uhhh..... Yeah no, I'm not finishing that

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Failthread for normienoob game

That’s why I’m claiming this thread for any GTA-like, I am not making a new thread for an absolute DNB of a franchise because I wanted to complain about a game from 15 years ago

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

Grand theft auto is a shit game and should be thoroughly scrubbed from the internet as there is no real feats in the game so it cannot take my interest.

DAS RITE noob WHY PLAY DA MUHFUGGEN GAME WHEN YOU CAN STEAL IRL N SHIEEET

 

[Apolloyon]

I first played GTA 5 back when I was a caca on a friend's PS3 and I thought that shit was awesome. Revisiting it now on my PC, the game feels pretty boring for some reason. I find GTA 4 and San Andreas to be better games overall. Also, I enjoyed the driving mechanic in GTA 4.