Have you ever heard of tale of Sloppyjakky 3?

[George Humphreys]

Legends say escaped from the vantablack noob creation facility in tel aviv and got lost in the dark of night , fell into the Mediterranean sea because he's a stupid noob who can't tell water from land and sunk to the bottom due to his massive size. Disappeared into the depths of the sea, where the vantablack color matches well with the deep sea darkness and is yet to be found. Legends say Cyprian fishing boats have encountered a black noob while sailing and were taken by the specimen as food, leaving behind the vessel in the sea drifting with the waves with no captain, as a warning for any other seafarers.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I heard that sloppyjakky 8 was the only successful experiment from the facility as he was smart enough to be able to use the Internet and was a user here before