HELP IM GETTING DEPORTED WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

[pig]

MY BOSS SAID HE'S FED UP WITH MY SHIT AND IF I'M LATE TO THE BORGCORD AFTERWORK GOONSESH, HE WILL CALL THE ꖎ𝙹ᓵᔑꖎ ⊣∷𝙹⚍!¡ ╎ᒲᒲ╎⊣∷ᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹ᒲᓭ ᒷリ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷᒲᒷリℸ TO DEPORT MY ASS BACK TO THE TRIANGULUM SLUM I CAME FROM. IS THIS LEGAL IF I HAVE A VALID WORK VISA UP TO 1,500 KILO-PARSECS FROM MY HOME????!!!

 

[Soyspotter]

centaurian moving to earth without a green card call that an illegal alien

 

[Dangeresque]

MY BOSS SAID HE'S FED UP WITH MY SHIT AND IF I'M LATE TO THE BORGCORD AFTERWORK GOONSESH, HE WILL CALL THE ꖎ𝙹ᓵᔑꖎ ⊣∷𝙹⚍!¡ ╎ᒲᒲ╎⊣∷ᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹ᒲᓭ ᒷリ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷᒲᒷリℸ TO DEPORT MY ASS BACK TO THE TRIANGULUM SLUM I CAME FROM. IS THIS LEGAL IF I HAVE A VALID WORK VISA UP TO 1,500 KILO-PARSECS FROM MY HOME????!!!

try speaking jewish
JEWS RULE!

 

[木制的尼尔森]

that would be bad