hi

[pig]

This 466-kilobyte image file is going to travel across the seafloor of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans via some shitty cables at the speed of light to a bunch of losers. It will undoubtedly be seen by people I will never meet, speak to, or become friends with. I don't think many of them are going to remember it for very long, but somewhere across the world someone's neurons are going to fire upon seeing it. Very strange feeling, especially considering such a feat would've taken a months-long ocean voyage not even 5 lifetimes ago.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

fuck you want

 

[CX2]

my shit hits the toilet bowl at the speed of light

 

[_73]

This but with coinslot

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

fuck you want

You will never be Tyrone

 

[Zuse]